Argentum, Fleetmaster of the fleet of unenthusiastic handjobs
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[:•:] 21 | They/She | MINORS DNI 🔞 | Your least favorite mech repair technician | Shitposting and tactical gear sometimes | 🏳️⚧️
Mech pilot :]
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Mech pilot :]
Did they really have to wait until I was in the parking lot to text me and say work's starting a half hour later today, thus making me an hour early?
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Did they really have to wait until I was in the parking lot to text me and say work's starting a half hour later today, thus making me an hour early?
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
Now that's what I call progress
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Now that's what I call progress
Estrogen has taken away most of my physical sexual urges, however it has in return given me a deep desire to throw others around and body slam anyone I deem weaker than me into the ground. Is this something that's happened to other people too or am I just a strange case
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Estrogen has taken away most of my physical sexual urges, however it has in return given me a deep desire to throw others around and body slam anyone I deem weaker than me into the ground. Is this something that's happened to other people too or am I just a strange case
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Post your warning label, this is mine
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Post your warning label, this is mine
They should make sledgehammers that don't talk to you
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
They should make sledgehammers that don't talk to you
I love working at the gigantic rusty dangerous factory that stretches on and on for miles. I have no idea what it actually makes but the union benefits are pretty great and we get to do whatever we want with any urban explorers that get caught snooping around
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I love working at the gigantic rusty dangerous factory that stretches on and on for miles. I have no idea what it actually makes but the union benefits are pretty great and we get to do whatever we want with any urban explorers that get caught snooping around
Do you like driving stick shift? Consider estrogen so your dick stops working automatically and you have to get it hard manually
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Do you like driving stick shift? Consider estrogen so your dick stops working automatically and you have to get it hard manually
And you're never getting it back
November 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
And you're never getting it back
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i bring a "more or less satisfied with my body" vibe that the dysphoria maxxers at the function dont rly fw
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
i bring a "more or less satisfied with my body" vibe that the dysphoria maxxers at the function dont rly fw
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
WARNING: YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THAT
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
WARNING: YOU CAN'T HANDLE ALL THAT
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Waiter! Waiter! Pup/Handler outfit combo that looks like this please!
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Waiter! Waiter! Pup/Handler outfit combo that looks like this please!
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November 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I don't have anything positive to say for day of remembrance but please don't think that I'm ignoring it
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I don't have anything positive to say for day of remembrance but please don't think that I'm ignoring it
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Robot that says some smug shit like this when you crack open its chassis just to immediately start begging and crying the moment a couple ram sticks start getting pulled. You think you can firewall your way out of this but no idiot you're going on the dark web
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Robot that says some smug shit like this when you crack open its chassis just to immediately start begging and crying the moment a couple ram sticks start getting pulled. You think you can firewall your way out of this but no idiot you're going on the dark web
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Prim and proper high strung femme with a good job getting utterly dominated by a dirty and kinda sleazy working class butch with enough casual confidence to fill a swimming pool.
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Prim and proper high strung femme with a good job getting utterly dominated by a dirty and kinda sleazy working class butch with enough casual confidence to fill a swimming pool.
How the yearning creeps up on me at 11pm on a cold ass night shift
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
How the yearning creeps up on me at 11pm on a cold ass night shift
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Sources say local butch has never felt quite this sexy before
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sources say local butch has never felt quite this sexy before