I have been complaining about this pizza for hours

***modern novel ever since Flaubert made fun of sad white ladies with Madame Bovary

Also ending every message I send to customers with :). This expresses my secret joy for secret reasons!

Can't warn people enough

I'm not nostalgic anyway and generally have bad memory so losing this stuff is like losing the only scraps of my past

This is only my second move in 15 years or so and both times I thought I'd be excited to divest my life of the random shit I've hoarded forever but every piece of shit thing I own is associated with a memory I'm pretty sure will be gone forever once the triggering object is out of sight

Aw what a nice pic

It really got to me

I think I'm too biased now! Did you like it?