Hawk of the Problematique
@hawkbitalpha.bsky.social
One with the cringe and skies. Posting nonsense for 15 years and counting. Not stopping any time soon.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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Other than that: do you like musicals? Fantasy action steeped in the Spider-Verse style of animation? Stories of self-acceptance and choosing your own destiny? Pure cheese? If you answered yes to any of this, this is definitely worth your time, K-pop stan or not.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Other than that: do you like musicals? Fantasy action steeped in the Spider-Verse style of animation? Stories of self-acceptance and choosing your own destiny? Pure cheese? If you answered yes to any of this, this is definitely worth your time, K-pop stan or not.
I won't tell you the narrative is too special, because it isn't, but my only complaint here is in the final act feeling like it's wrapped up too fast; maybe something was lost on the cutting room floor. Not too bad of a compression, but it was noticeable enough to mention.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I won't tell you the narrative is too special, because it isn't, but my only complaint here is in the final act feeling like it's wrapped up too fast; maybe something was lost on the cutting room floor. Not too bad of a compression, but it was noticeable enough to mention.
The big thing that first stuck out to me is that they really succeeded at developing the main characters so well that you look at them like legit K-pop idols. Not kidding one bit when I say that I came out of this almost wishing that HUNTR/X was a real group. I'd listen to that shit!
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The big thing that first stuck out to me is that they really succeeded at developing the main characters so well that you look at them like legit K-pop idols. Not kidding one bit when I say that I came out of this almost wishing that HUNTR/X was a real group. I'd listen to that shit!
A few days after that, I also found a kickass cover of the song "Your Idol" from the climax scene, done by the band Our Last Night. Naturally, I had to look up the original after that, and upon hearing how hard it went, I immediately went "fuck it, let's see it all." www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Br...
K Pop Demon Hunters - Your Idol (Rock Cover by Our Last Night)
YouTube video by Our Last Night
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November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
A few days after that, I also found a kickass cover of the song "Your Idol" from the climax scene, done by the band Our Last Night. Naturally, I had to look up the original after that, and upon hearing how hard it went, I immediately went "fuck it, let's see it all." www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Br...
That changed early this month, when I was yapping with fellow Mississippian brony and full-bore K-pop stan @creativaartly01.bsky.social (who introduced me to not just DC, but also Descendants), and asked her if KPDH was worth a watch. Can you possibly guess what answer I got to that question?
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
That changed early this month, when I was yapping with fellow Mississippian brony and full-bore K-pop stan @creativaartly01.bsky.social (who introduced me to not just DC, but also Descendants), and asked her if KPDH was worth a watch. Can you possibly guess what answer I got to that question?
I went into this movie under the impression that it was gonna be tailor-made for existing K-pop fans, with a bunch of in-jokes and such. My limited involvement with the industry, on the other hand, is mostly as a fan of noted outlier Dreamcatcher, so for a while, I didn't pay this movie any mind.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I went into this movie under the impression that it was gonna be tailor-made for existing K-pop fans, with a bunch of in-jokes and such. My limited involvement with the industry, on the other hand, is mostly as a fan of noted outlier Dreamcatcher, so for a while, I didn't pay this movie any mind.
Dobby is freeeeeeeee
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Dobby is freeeeeeeee
Twisted morning
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Twisted morning
Swing, batta batta, swing!
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Swing, batta batta, swing!
Nobody wants to see Hawkbit anymore, they want Marshall, I'm chopped liver
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Nobody wants to see Hawkbit anymore, they want Marshall, I'm chopped liver
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
Pet the Denny
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Pet the Denny
Some trick-or-treater trolling last night. First time ever visiting a Barnes & Nobles today. I found something pretty neat!
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Some trick-or-treater trolling last night. First time ever visiting a Barnes & Nobles today. I found something pretty neat!
Round 2, here we go
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Round 2, here we go
Found the store for the guy who forgets to pack, frantically gathers up all of his stuff in his hands 10 seconds before leaving, and carries it all through security
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Found the store for the guy who forgets to pack, frantically gathers up all of his stuff in his hands 10 seconds before leaving, and carries it all through security
Alright, I'm throwing up the white flag: after wandering between terminals to kill time in a 3-hour layover, I can now say IAH is one of the visually coolest airports I've seen
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Alright, I'm throwing up the white flag: after wandering between terminals to kill time in a 3-hour layover, I can now say IAH is one of the visually coolest airports I've seen
Am I... actually not hating Houston airport? The fuck?
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Am I... actually not hating Houston airport? The fuck?
I'm in the Concrete Jungle trick
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm in the Concrete Jungle trick
Walmartville, Arkansas, on my cousin's invite
October 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Walmartville, Arkansas, on my cousin's invite
NAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
NAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HawkJusChillin
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
HawkJusChillin