Hawk of the Problematique
@hawkbitalpha.bsky.social
One with the cringe and skies. Posting nonsense for 15 years and counting. Not stopping any time soon.
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I don't watch new movies very often, but tonight was one of those occasions. Multiple friends of mine have raved about it, so I took the plunge and finally watched KPop Demon Hunters. It just might have been the most fun I've had watching a movie on my own in a couple of years!
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I don't watch new movies very often, but tonight was one of those occasions. Multiple friends of mine have raved about it, so I took the plunge and finally watched KPop Demon Hunters. It just might have been the most fun I've had watching a movie on my own in a couple of years!
Every now and then, I'll see one of my old tweets, and be hilariously confused because the context is a deleted post
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Every now and then, I'll see one of my old tweets, and be hilariously confused because the context is a deleted post
POV: you're LSU tonight
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
POV: you're LSU tonight
Dobby is freeeeeeeee
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Dobby is freeeeeeeee
Twisted morning
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Twisted morning
Swing, batta batta, swing!
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Swing, batta batta, swing!
Nobody wants to see Hawkbit anymore, they want Marshall, I'm chopped liver
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Nobody wants to see Hawkbit anymore, they want Marshall, I'm chopped liver
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Stop trying to make fetch happen!
Pet the Denny
November 2, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Pet the Denny
Some trick-or-treater trolling last night. First time ever visiting a Barnes & Nobles today. I found something pretty neat!
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Some trick-or-treater trolling last night. First time ever visiting a Barnes & Nobles today. I found something pretty neat!
Round 2, here we go
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Round 2, here we go
Found the store for the guy who forgets to pack, frantically gathers up all of his stuff in his hands 10 seconds before leaving, and carries it all through security
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Found the store for the guy who forgets to pack, frantically gathers up all of his stuff in his hands 10 seconds before leaving, and carries it all through security
Alright, I'm throwing up the white flag: after wandering between terminals to kill time in a 3-hour layover, I can now say IAH is one of the visually coolest airports I've seen
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Alright, I'm throwing up the white flag: after wandering between terminals to kill time in a 3-hour layover, I can now say IAH is one of the visually coolest airports I've seen
Am I... actually not hating Houston airport? The fuck?
October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Am I... actually not hating Houston airport? The fuck?
I'm in the Concrete Jungle trick
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I'm in the Concrete Jungle trick
NAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
October 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
NAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HawkJusChillin
October 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
HawkJusChillin
I could stay here for hours. And hours. And hours. And hours. And hou- [record scratch]
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I could stay here for hours. And hours. And hours. And hours. And hou- [record scratch]
That went quick. So far, so good.
October 31, 2025 at 12:13 PM
That went quick. So far, so good.
The journey begins!
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The journey begins!
Me, a month or so ago: "Maybe I should try getting at least a little bit into football for the first time, so I can rep my home team of LSU"
[a month later]
LSU:
[a month later]
LSU:
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me, a month or so ago: "Maybe I should try getting at least a little bit into football for the first time, so I can rep my home team of LSU"
[a month later]
LSU:
[a month later]
LSU:
Ah yes, new and recent releases
October 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ah yes, new and recent releases
In today's episode of "Wisdom of the Public Restroom":
October 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In today's episode of "Wisdom of the Public Restroom":
