Teefs

"Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!"
- The Birdcage, 1996

Seen on the capital beltway this morning….

Heck yeah

“This is an unacceptable timeline.”

- Josh Johnson

A leader should not say “Better you than me.” They should say, “Better me than you.” #Dispatch #TheGeneral #WolfTrap

@theop.games Thanks for this game! So much fun to play with The MIL, and I kicked ass (for the first time) because I am hideously risk-averse.

I told you we’d be back

Pause the doom scroll for this dog in a beret. She was not amused.

Hold your kids extra close tonight. Just found out that some parents, kids and teachers from our county were on the plane. My heart breaks for their families.

Today’s level a1 French lesson taught me how to say, “My son swallowed a mosquito.”
I….. I have questions.