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Average Mom
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Business owner | Twin mom | 🇺🇸-🇯🇵 | Geriatric Millennial | Bellydancer | Artist | Hardcore Introvert | Bargain Shopper
Someone decided that purposefully, without provocation, to hit my dog with a long object on the head as she was patiently waiting for me to pick up her poop.

Sir, kindly go fuck yourself. And I hope someone steals your bike.
May 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Let the gecko peer into your soul. Accept him as your new god.
May 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
This. Don't fucking do this. You can fit two of these in this spot but you chose to park it like it's a regular car... wtf?
April 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
この振り付けはチョー人気だった。ソーハルザッキっていう有名なエジプトのダンサーです。これをやってみようか?#bellydance
April 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I like to be stupid and make people laugh. Watch my new taste testing Japanese sweets video on YouTube now... go! youtu.be/THXcoUPH3OY?... #japanfood
March 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Here's a simple veil tutorial for all you aspiring dancers out there ✨ ベリーダンスが好きな人のために、簡単なベールのレッスンあげる✨

#bellydance #ベリーダンス
March 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Oh shit! Spotify finally got my first ever favorite Japanese music Duo on! Long live TWO-MIX! I have their CDs but it's all back home.
March 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
All 3 of us practicing kanji. I used to know and be able to write a lot but I never tried any harder to push my fluency.

Now it's time to go further!
March 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Japan in 2 months! The bambinos and I studied 2nd grade and 3rd grade kanji.

If you want something to help you study, get the books from the 100yen store.
#studyjapanese
March 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My dog stole my spot on the heating pad when I hurt my back.
March 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
JD Pooped His Pants
March 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
A geriatric millennial and her elderly dog
February 27, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Every year, we go to Japan for two months so the kids and attend school. This is amazing because I can live in Japan again.

Down side: it's during summer
🔥😭🔥

Upside again: Shave Ice for daaaaays #livinginjapan
February 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When I think of Tokyo, I definitely think of Tokyo Tower 🗼 who here likes Tokyo Tower better than Skytree?

東京といえば、東京タワーだね!スカイツリーより東京タワーの方が好きな人だれ?
February 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Awkwardly posing.... my finds at Savers in Hawaii. Outfit only cost $15
February 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This was actually super affordable. Two bedroom in Honolulu for less than $2,000. It's now being knocked down to build *gasp* another million dollar high rise that will block the mountain view..... Good job, Hawaii.
February 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm missing cherry blossom season 😭😭😭
February 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
How much do I love coffee?
January 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That time I was in an indie band's music video. Unpaid but fully credited ✅
January 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Lego man is in my fridge! #lego #watermelon
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I believe I can fly!
January 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
How I feel most of the time
January 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Awkward selfie in NYC
November 30, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Sup. I'm Jackie and I like to do stuff like awkwardly take selfies in Tokyo Tower #tokyotower
November 23, 2024 at 6:36 AM