Average Mom
@hawaiian-jelly.bsky.social
Business owner | Twin mom | 🇺🇸-🇯🇵 | Geriatric Millennial | Bellydancer | Artist | Hardcore Introvert | Bargain Shopper
I'm suddenly super into octopus 🐙 They're fascinating creatures
August 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm suddenly super into octopus 🐙 They're fascinating creatures
Tokyo is warming up! That was one weird weather week we had where it was a rainy AND cold 😩
June 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tokyo is warming up! That was one weird weather week we had where it was a rainy AND cold 😩
I would love this to be a happy place where I'm living my best life but right now, I'm super tired and deeply unhappy.
The weekend threw me for a huge loop.
The weekend threw me for a huge loop.
May 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I would love this to be a happy place where I'm living my best life but right now, I'm super tired and deeply unhappy.
The weekend threw me for a huge loop.
The weekend threw me for a huge loop.
Someone decided that purposefully, without provocation, to hit my dog with a long object on the head as she was patiently waiting for me to pick up her poop.
Sir, kindly go fuck yourself. And I hope someone steals your bike.
Sir, kindly go fuck yourself. And I hope someone steals your bike.
May 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Someone decided that purposefully, without provocation, to hit my dog with a long object on the head as she was patiently waiting for me to pick up her poop.
Sir, kindly go fuck yourself. And I hope someone steals your bike.
Sir, kindly go fuck yourself. And I hope someone steals your bike.
Let the gecko peer into your soul. Accept him as your new god.
May 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Let the gecko peer into your soul. Accept him as your new god.
Google maps thought it was a good idea to take me to a loading dock in stead of the parking entrance.
wtf?? I kept telling it to go a different route but it was hell bent on taking me to that loading dock.
wtf?? I kept telling it to go a different route but it was hell bent on taking me to that loading dock.
April 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Google maps thought it was a good idea to take me to a loading dock in stead of the parking entrance.
wtf?? I kept telling it to go a different route but it was hell bent on taking me to that loading dock.
wtf?? I kept telling it to go a different route but it was hell bent on taking me to that loading dock.
I don't care that you are hurting. You made your bed, now go lie the f*ck down in it.
April 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I don't care that you are hurting. You made your bed, now go lie the f*ck down in it.
This. Don't fucking do this. You can fit two of these in this spot but you chose to park it like it's a regular car... wtf?
April 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This. Don't fucking do this. You can fit two of these in this spot but you chose to park it like it's a regular car... wtf?
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One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....
April 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....
この振り付けはチョー人気だった。ソーハルザッキっていう有名なエジプトのダンサーです。これをやってみようか？#bellydance
April 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
この振り付けはチョー人気だった。ソーハルザッキっていう有名なエジプトのダンサーです。これをやってみようか？#bellydance
Being in a sports club is corn nuts! I have no idea how information about everyone travels so fast. It's insane what parents tell me!
April 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Being in a sports club is corn nuts! I have no idea how information about everyone travels so fast. It's insane what parents tell me!
When you're a mom and a bellydancer but your community brings in someone else to talk about.... when you've been talking about for 8 years, is just 🙄🙄🙄
April 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When you're a mom and a bellydancer but your community brings in someone else to talk about.... when you've been talking about for 8 years, is just 🙄🙄🙄
The funniest, most accurate, quote about a ding a ling who knows nothing about nothing:
He's sticks his dick in the potato salad, then asks for a bribe to take it out of said salad. Then asks for a medal for being the hero who got all that dick out of the potato salad. 🥔 🥗
He's sticks his dick in the potato salad, then asks for a bribe to take it out of said salad. Then asks for a medal for being the hero who got all that dick out of the potato salad. 🥔 🥗
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The funniest, most accurate, quote about a ding a ling who knows nothing about nothing:
He's sticks his dick in the potato salad, then asks for a bribe to take it out of said salad. Then asks for a medal for being the hero who got all that dick out of the potato salad. 🥔 🥗
He's sticks his dick in the potato salad, then asks for a bribe to take it out of said salad. Then asks for a medal for being the hero who got all that dick out of the potato salad. 🥔 🥗
Anyone watching that #ashtonhall morning routine and hating themselves? Well, you shouldn't.
April 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Anyone watching that #ashtonhall morning routine and hating themselves? Well, you shouldn't.
I like to be stupid and make people laugh. Watch my new taste testing Japanese sweets video on YouTube now... go! youtu.be/THXcoUPH3OY?... #japanfood
March 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I like to be stupid and make people laugh. Watch my new taste testing Japanese sweets video on YouTube now... go! youtu.be/THXcoUPH3OY?... #japanfood
So #chappellroan said that her friends with don't particularly seem happy. And now a whole bunch of people are butt hurt by that.
As a mom, being a parent is the shittest, hardest job that honestly deserves way more training than rocket scientists need.
Sometimes rewarding. Sometimes god awful.
As a mom, being a parent is the shittest, hardest job that honestly deserves way more training than rocket scientists need.
Sometimes rewarding. Sometimes god awful.
March 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So #chappellroan said that her friends with don't particularly seem happy. And now a whole bunch of people are butt hurt by that.
As a mom, being a parent is the shittest, hardest job that honestly deserves way more training than rocket scientists need.
Sometimes rewarding. Sometimes god awful.
As a mom, being a parent is the shittest, hardest job that honestly deserves way more training than rocket scientists need.
Sometimes rewarding. Sometimes god awful.
I used to bellydance and it's been 1 year since I did anything. I had two requests for gigs but I felt so unexcited about it, I just ghosted. I never do that. I want to dance but right now, the community here SUCKS unless you're in the clique.
March 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I used to bellydance and it's been 1 year since I did anything. I had two requests for gigs but I felt so unexcited about it, I just ghosted. I never do that. I want to dance but right now, the community here SUCKS unless you're in the clique.
Here's a simple veil tutorial for all you aspiring dancers out there ✨ ベリーダンスが好きな人のために、簡単なベールのレッスンあげる✨
#bellydance #ベリーダンス
#bellydance #ベリーダンス
March 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Here's a simple veil tutorial for all you aspiring dancers out there ✨ ベリーダンスが好きな人のために、簡単なベールのレッスンあげる✨
#bellydance #ベリーダンス
#bellydance #ベリーダンス
That's it. Time to never interact with the outside world again.
March 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That's it. Time to never interact with the outside world again.
Americans who bitch about universal healthcare are the same ones who probably invoke Jesus a lot.
Too bad they're more like Satan than Jesus 🤷🏻♀️
Too bad they're more like Satan than Jesus 🤷🏻♀️
March 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Americans who bitch about universal healthcare are the same ones who probably invoke Jesus a lot.
Too bad they're more like Satan than Jesus 🤷🏻♀️
Too bad they're more like Satan than Jesus 🤷🏻♀️
Oh shit! Spotify finally got my first ever favorite Japanese music Duo on! Long live TWO-MIX! I have their CDs but it's all back home.
March 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh shit! Spotify finally got my first ever favorite Japanese music Duo on! Long live TWO-MIX! I have their CDs but it's all back home.
All 3 of us practicing kanji. I used to know and be able to write a lot but I never tried any harder to push my fluency.
Now it's time to go further!
Now it's time to go further!
March 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
All 3 of us practicing kanji. I used to know and be able to write a lot but I never tried any harder to push my fluency.
Now it's time to go further!
Now it's time to go further!
I hate this cloudy, humid weather in Hawaii... it screws with my asthma and allergies...
March 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I hate this cloudy, humid weather in Hawaii... it screws with my asthma and allergies...
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We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!
March 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!