that is AMAZING

"This wasn't on my bingo card!"

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought in this new hell dimension, Bingo doesn't exist. It never existed. You describe Bingo to somebody here and they look at you like a goddamn fool.

I'M pretty cynical but it turns out I'm NOT NEARLY CYNICAL ENOUGH

AI Jesusbot: What Could Possibly Go Wrong™️

AI Jesusbot: It’s Rapture O’Clock

AI Jesusbot: The Christularity II, 2 Risen 2 Furious

Wealthy white Americans create food deserts in poor communities where no one can access a grocery store. Create a country where only the wealthy can afford fresh vegetables. And then create “health” trends where anyone that doesn’t eat “clean” is judged as a lesser human.

going to call everything in my life a lil machine now, my phone is a MASHINKE, the tweezers are a MASHINKE, my tea strainer is a MASHINKE