Shawnaaaa
@hausofbeans.bsky.social
I picked a bad week to quit all of my vices
January 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I picked a bad week to quit all of my vices
It's weird being friends with "celebrities" on Facebook and having other, more famous celebrities pop up on my people you may know.
January 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's weird being friends with "celebrities" on Facebook and having other, more famous celebrities pop up on my people you may know.
Welcome to my bsky, 30 new spam followers!
December 31, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Welcome to my bsky, 30 new spam followers!
What are you supposed to do with tote bags
December 31, 2024 at 6:25 AM
What are you supposed to do with tote bags
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Well they didn’t like the price of eggs. Hope they can accept the price of fascism.
December 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Well they didn’t like the price of eggs. Hope they can accept the price of fascism.
My favorite thing about going back to bar managing is that I make twice as much money as I did being a manager at a fine dining restaurant with about 25% of the responsibility and 10% of the stress and headaches
December 27, 2024 at 8:26 PM
My favorite thing about going back to bar managing is that I make twice as much money as I did being a manager at a fine dining restaurant with about 25% of the responsibility and 10% of the stress and headaches
🌸🌸girl Christmas 🌸🌸
December 25, 2024 at 8:28 PM
🌸🌸girl Christmas 🌸🌸
My favorite thing is how unserious my Google photo memories are. Like thanks for showing me a collage of all the times I took a picture of a little bit of dirt or a fork on the floor to get on to my subordinates at my last job.
December 21, 2024 at 11:28 PM
My favorite thing is how unserious my Google photo memories are. Like thanks for showing me a collage of all the times I took a picture of a little bit of dirt or a fork on the floor to get on to my subordinates at my last job.
The audacity of my sister asking for money on Facebook to buy groceries then posting on snapchat that she got her son a PS5 for xmas
December 19, 2024 at 10:20 PM
The audacity of my sister asking for money on Facebook to buy groceries then posting on snapchat that she got her son a PS5 for xmas
If you were wondering my tummy hurts and it's raining and I have to work so I'm actually very brave
December 15, 2024 at 1:45 AM
If you were wondering my tummy hurts and it's raining and I have to work so I'm actually very brave
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The men that have anything to say about Sydney Sweeney in those pictures have obviously never been in a relationship with a woman
December 14, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The men that have anything to say about Sydney Sweeney in those pictures have obviously never been in a relationship with a woman
Honestly I hope Tik Tok gets banned it just showed me a clip from the end of Marley and Me and that should be illegal
December 6, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Honestly I hope Tik Tok gets banned it just showed me a clip from the end of Marley and Me and that should be illegal
I want to go to there
December 6, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I want to go to there
Dammit Jack Harlow how'd you get here
December 4, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Dammit Jack Harlow how'd you get here
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“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
“Giddy up jingle horse” is actually such an insulting thing to say to a reindeer
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star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
star wars did give us a slur for robots (clankers) but i don’t use it bc i don’t want to have to look a robot in the eye in fifty years and be like “you don’t understand it was a different time…”
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You know Bsky has made it when the pornbots show up.
December 2, 2024 at 9:42 AM
You know Bsky has made it when the pornbots show up.
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Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles
theonion.com/study-overus...
theonion.com/study-overus...
December 2, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Study: Overuse Of Hair Detangler Giving Rise To Product-Resistant Supertangles
theonion.com/study-overus...
theonion.com/study-overus...
Why would anyone want to pay for a service named "grok"
December 1, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Why would anyone want to pay for a service named "grok"
Just me, my bangs, and my 5 cowlicks against the world
December 1, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Just me, my bangs, and my 5 cowlicks against the world
How did I live without heated seats
November 30, 2024 at 7:34 AM
How did I live without heated seats
Bsky not having drafts is kinda hateful like I have so many half formed thoughts I have to mull over to make them funny
November 30, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Bsky not having drafts is kinda hateful like I have so many half formed thoughts I have to mull over to make them funny