hauself
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I come with intrinsic entertainment value
Have you also tried Kanopy - online movies available with your library card?
December 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Have you also tried Kanopy - online movies available with your library card?
it needs to be a door mat for the back door if you're classy
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
it needs to be a door mat for the back door if you're classy
I'm pretty sure skinless chicken breast is a clear liquid, so is melted vanilla ice cream.
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm pretty sure skinless chicken breast is a clear liquid, so is melted vanilla ice cream.
Real pain in the neck
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Real pain in the neck
All Hallmark holiday movies exist in a parallel universe in which 9/11 never happened. Like they are all 1990's airports.
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
All Hallmark holiday movies exist in a parallel universe in which 9/11 never happened. Like they are all 1990's airports.
But you must admit fireworks are much better on a cold dark night than a hot bright summer night.
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
But you must admit fireworks are much better on a cold dark night than a hot bright summer night.
We do in the UK. At work especially they call them shared lunches. Most of my friends are other (non american) immigrants and we call them potlucks.
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
We do in the UK. At work especially they call them shared lunches. Most of my friends are other (non american) immigrants and we call them potlucks.
Making rolls or warming rolls. Genuinely curious. #notabaker
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Making rolls or warming rolls. Genuinely curious. #notabaker
Unless invisibility is just to keep pervs from staring at you on the subway or allowing you to walk safely to your car at night.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Unless invisibility is just to keep pervs from staring at you on the subway or allowing you to walk safely to your car at night.
Fairphone with murena
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Fairphone with murena
Generally speaking, other culture food in British grocery stores is bland flavourless slop. Unless you go to the specialty culture owned small grocer.
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Generally speaking, other culture food in British grocery stores is bland flavourless slop. Unless you go to the specialty culture owned small grocer.
In the 10+ years I have lived here, Ranch has only recently become available. And actual chip shop curry can be excellent. Haven’t tried the Bisto.
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
In the 10+ years I have lived here, Ranch has only recently become available. And actual chip shop curry can be excellent. Haven’t tried the Bisto.
I have a similar feeling about canned goods. I will avoid a brand that doesn’t “nestle” in the top of a similar can and just sits on it in a way soon to topple over.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I have a similar feeling about canned goods. I will avoid a brand that doesn’t “nestle” in the top of a similar can and just sits on it in a way soon to topple over.