my fav Disney Princess is the Italian chef who set out a candlelit meal for two dogs and then serenaded them until they kissed. dude was on the clock. he had an accordion. legendary.

Fake my own death. Lol. I'm too busy faking my own life.

With every passing day I better understand the mothers in Victorian novels who stay in their bedrooms with the curtains closed and complain vaguely about their “nerves.”

"You're the worst." #fnaf #fnafau #fnafsun #gitm #gitmau #gitmsol

sorting out their feelings was too hard so i did it for them

cellular kitty

feeling whimsy, and dare i say a little mischievous. perhaps even open to indulging in some dastardly tomfoolery and shenaniganery

NOON (and a few other gitm bots) in arcane style

(none of them could seduce a trashcan if they tried)

Touching grass is not enough. I need to disappear mysteriously into the woods for the next 6 months.

Me Fool
🤝
plural jesters with
abandonment issues
and feelings of having
no purpose in life