Matt Haughey
@haughey.com
Internet dork from way back
You should probably also follow me here: https://bsky.app/profile/mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy
Or my blog: https://a.wholelottanothing.org
You should probably also follow me here: https://bsky.app/profile/mathowie.xoxo.zone.ap.brid.gy
Or my blog: https://a.wholelottanothing.org
@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social this is the greatest notification after I signed up to garbage day
September 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social this is the greatest notification after I signed up to garbage day
@pjvogt.bsky.social I am this big of a fan of your podcast
March 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
@pjvogt.bsky.social I am this big of a fan of your podcast
It’s new book launch day! If you love soccer and especially the #NWSL, here’s my post all about it. a.wholelottanothing.org/its-book-lau...
January 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s new book launch day! If you love soccer and especially the #NWSL, here’s my post all about it. a.wholelottanothing.org/its-book-lau...
1. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth
2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout
2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout
December 23, 2024 at 6:40 AM
1. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth
2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout
2. Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenowethout
This gross ad. It’s a shitty service that scrapes your site then is supposed to be an AI agent that can answer any questions about your product. A friend’s company tried it and it’s awful at answering random questions.
November 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM
This gross ad. It’s a shitty service that scrapes your site then is supposed to be an AI agent that can answer any questions about your product. A friend’s company tried it and it’s awful at answering random questions.
The only cost to making sure The Line always goes up is your dignity
November 7, 2024 at 8:50 PM
The only cost to making sure The Line always goes up is your dignity
The official dunkin account, everyone
October 25, 2024 at 4:24 PM
The official dunkin account, everyone
I heard new balance was making skate shoes and they feel great, like Vans but with arch support. Every NB shoe gets a number and these are the 440.
Yep, the 440. Wait, the 440? 420 as your skateboarding shoe was RIGHT THERE, new balance
Yep, the 440. Wait, the 440? 420 as your skateboarding shoe was RIGHT THERE, new balance
October 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I heard new balance was making skate shoes and they feel great, like Vans but with arch support. Every NB shoe gets a number and these are the 440.
Yep, the 440. Wait, the 440? 420 as your skateboarding shoe was RIGHT THERE, new balance
Yep, the 440. Wait, the 440? 420 as your skateboarding shoe was RIGHT THERE, new balance
My dad was a gambler all my life, he would talk to his shady bookie each weekend.
But seeing ads where you can bet in-game for a home run or strikeout in real time is WILD. They’ve built a perfect Skinner Box for addicts.
2024 really is feeling like this now:
But seeing ads where you can bet in-game for a home run or strikeout in real time is WILD. They’ve built a perfect Skinner Box for addicts.
2024 really is feeling like this now:
October 21, 2024 at 2:48 PM
My dad was a gambler all my life, he would talk to his shady bookie each weekend.
But seeing ads where you can bet in-game for a home run or strikeout in real time is WILD. They’ve built a perfect Skinner Box for addicts.
2024 really is feeling like this now:
But seeing ads where you can bet in-game for a home run or strikeout in real time is WILD. They’ve built a perfect Skinner Box for addicts.
2024 really is feeling like this now:
Currently I love these On cloud 5 shoes that are slip-on with stretchy speed laces you set up just once
October 21, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Currently I love these On cloud 5 shoes that are slip-on with stretchy speed laces you set up just once
I've always said architecture moves slower than the economy or even societal shifts but I love how the DFW airport has pre-2001 terminals where baggage claim used to be just outside your gate, now walled off.
October 20, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I've always said architecture moves slower than the economy or even societal shifts but I love how the DFW airport has pre-2001 terminals where baggage claim used to be just outside your gate, now walled off.
The perfect restaurant name doesn't exi…
October 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
The perfect restaurant name doesn't exi…
I've always lived on the west coast so when east coast friends told me years ago that Market Street in most cities is named for slave markets I'd be like "what?! but every town has one!" and they'd say "yep"
Anyway, this sign is 100' from Louisville's Market St
Anyway, this sign is 100' from Louisville's Market St
October 19, 2024 at 1:06 AM
I've always lived on the west coast so when east coast friends told me years ago that Market Street in most cities is named for slave markets I'd be like "what?! but every town has one!" and they'd say "yep"
Anyway, this sign is 100' from Louisville's Market St
Anyway, this sign is 100' from Louisville's Market St
it’s late in the season for the Portland Rose Garden but there were still some amazing flowers #bloomscrolling
October 18, 2024 at 4:51 AM
it’s late in the season for the Portland Rose Garden but there were still some amazing flowers #bloomscrolling
didn’t see the aurora borealis last night but woke up to a nice sunrise
October 11, 2024 at 2:28 PM
didn’t see the aurora borealis last night but woke up to a nice sunrise
This is what true love looks like.
Today's our 24th wedding anniversary and when you wake someone up and say what do you want to do for our anniversary? and she says let's go to that place with great hash browns you know you've picked the right person to spend time with.
Today's our 24th wedding anniversary and when you wake someone up and say what do you want to do for our anniversary? and she says let's go to that place with great hash browns you know you've picked the right person to spend time with.
October 7, 2024 at 10:41 PM
This is what true love looks like.
Today's our 24th wedding anniversary and when you wake someone up and say what do you want to do for our anniversary? and she says let's go to that place with great hash browns you know you've picked the right person to spend time with.
Today's our 24th wedding anniversary and when you wake someone up and say what do you want to do for our anniversary? and she says let's go to that place with great hash browns you know you've picked the right person to spend time with.
this should be a crime in the geneva conventions
August 26, 2024 at 3:53 AM
this should be a crime in the geneva conventions
holy shit another one. Hi! I’m a TV exec, we have no new shows due to a strike we caused but guess what? Yep, we are asking for more money.
September 7, 2023 at 1:51 PM
holy shit another one. Hi! I’m a TV exec, we have no new shows due to a strike we caused but guess what? Yep, we are asking for more money.
in a perfect world, Ruth’s Chris only uses Fifth Third Bank
September 3, 2023 at 8:35 PM
in a perfect world, Ruth’s Chris only uses Fifth Third Bank
so much data in every pixel
August 26, 2023 at 2:12 AM
so much data in every pixel
The best mug shot on my roll
August 25, 2023 at 1:04 AM
The best mug shot on my roll
Watching baseball, whenever I see a base runner wearing an oven mitt I like to imagine they’ve got a lasagna going in the dugout and they really need to check doneness once they get off the bases.
9 innings is enough time to make a really killer lasagna!
9 innings is enough time to make a really killer lasagna!
August 24, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Watching baseball, whenever I see a base runner wearing an oven mitt I like to imagine they’ve got a lasagna going in the dugout and they really need to check doneness once they get off the bases.
9 innings is enough time to make a really killer lasagna!
9 innings is enough time to make a really killer lasagna!
Apple: put a button in Apple Health that says “yes, I did walk less often for 2 weeks BECAUSE I HAD FUCKING COVID AND I WAS HEALING UP YOU JUDGMENTAL FUCKERS”
August 22, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Apple: put a button in Apple Health that says “yes, I did walk less often for 2 weeks BECAUSE I HAD FUCKING COVID AND I WAS HEALING UP YOU JUDGMENTAL FUCKERS”
My love language is former work vehicles painted in custom agency colors out in the wild decades after their last official use.
Theres nothing better than seeing forest service mint green and CalTrans orange trucks being driven by normal people
Theres nothing better than seeing forest service mint green and CalTrans orange trucks being driven by normal people
August 21, 2023 at 5:05 PM
My love language is former work vehicles painted in custom agency colors out in the wild decades after their last official use.
Theres nothing better than seeing forest service mint green and CalTrans orange trucks being driven by normal people
Theres nothing better than seeing forest service mint green and CalTrans orange trucks being driven by normal people
@darthbluesky.bsky.social it‘s warm today so I bought Lucy the gift of a kiddie pool with a few inches of cold water in it.
June 23, 2023 at 10:16 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social it‘s warm today so I bought Lucy the gift of a kiddie pool with a few inches of cold water in it.