dhauge
@hauge319.bsky.social
Reply guy. Wealth manager. Financial markets and sports fan. Minneapolis, MN.
You would fucking think this was an easy short, but I assure you it was almost impossible.
Between expensive options and weekly bounces. 🍻
Between expensive options and weekly bounces. 🍻
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
You would fucking think this was an easy short, but I assure you it was almost impossible.
Between expensive options and weekly bounces. 🍻
Between expensive options and weekly bounces. 🍻
Ohhh, the initial excitement, it just faded randomly. Got it. That’s too bad.
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ohhh, the initial excitement, it just faded randomly. Got it. That’s too bad.
After hours is meaningless (see: today) but it’s not looking good !
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
After hours is meaningless (see: today) but it’s not looking good !
OKLO breaching $85 after hours
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
OKLO breaching $85 after hours
Stop stop it’s already dead 😂
Just kidding we’ve only just begun.
Just kidding we’ve only just begun.
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Stop stop it’s already dead 😂
Just kidding we’ve only just begun.
Just kidding we’ve only just begun.
On the move again after lots of mashing buttons
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
On the move again after lots of mashing buttons
I'll keep you posted!
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'll keep you posted!
Absolutely too funny, on the nose.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Absolutely too funny, on the nose.
Nothing to see here just some regular stuff.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nothing to see here just some regular stuff.
@stevezorowitz.bsky.social the old LU 3rd times the charm?
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@stevezorowitz.bsky.social the old LU 3rd times the charm?
Live look at the AI bubble.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Live look at the AI bubble.
and as I head to Yahoo Finance 🤦♂️
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
and as I head to Yahoo Finance 🤦♂️
I got a picture for you right here!
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I got a picture for you right here!
@bluser12.bsky.social we absolutely suck
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
@bluser12.bsky.social we absolutely suck
SPY 1% off record highs, looking for equity markets to ‘rebound.’
November 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
SPY 1% off record highs, looking for equity markets to ‘rebound.’
Out of all the shitcos…
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Out of all the shitcos…