dhauge
@hauge319.bsky.social
Reply guy. Wealth manager. Financial markets and sports fan. Minneapolis, MN.
The S&P Risk-Free 500™️
Stocks put the "V" in November...
... the S&P 500 ends positive, now up 7 months in a row.
My @seekingalpha monthly recap:
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... the S&P 500 ends positive, now up 7 months in a row.
My @seekingalpha monthly recap:
seekingalpha.com/art...
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The S&P Risk-Free 500™️
Would you look at that toilet paper bonds are down while every other asset goes up in price
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Would you look at that toilet paper bonds are down while every other asset goes up in price
Downright hilarious. 25bps and people can’t snort enough coke.
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Downright hilarious. 25bps and people can’t snort enough coke.
Just an atrocious deal when levered longs return this daily.
T-bills offered a 5.3% yield in early 2024.
3.8% today (4.28% ttm yield)
Could be 3.0% by 2H26 if the Fed Fund futures market is about right. $BIL
3.8% today (4.28% ttm yield)
Could be 3.0% by 2H26 if the Fed Fund futures market is about right. $BIL
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just an atrocious deal when levered longs return this daily.
OKLO +6% for no reason on a sleepy holiday
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
OKLO +6% for no reason on a sleepy holiday
Will short some shitcos 10 mins before close
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Will short some shitcos 10 mins before close
Small caps take 3 weeks to bleed out 8% like the world is over; recovers in 4 days.
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Small caps take 3 weeks to bleed out 8% like the world is over; recovers in 4 days.
Who knew 25 basis points was worth absolute trillions in market cap
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Who knew 25 basis points was worth absolute trillions in market cap
Wasting time posting when I should just be smashing buy buttons
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wasting time posting when I should just be smashing buy buttons
Lol SOXL just absolutely trucking from the opening bell.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lol SOXL just absolutely trucking from the opening bell.
I see you acting weak PLTR while asset prices are shot into the orbit
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I see you acting weak PLTR while asset prices are shot into the orbit
No one who owns SOXL is in a recession
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
No one who owns SOXL is in a recession
Another day where you look around and wonder how anyone can own bonds.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Another day where you look around and wonder how anyone can own bonds.
Already bought my SOXL back if I ever think of selling just handcuff me.
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Already bought my SOXL back if I ever think of selling just handcuff me.
Market ever goes down for a week and you are guaranteed a string of 1%+ days until it's put back together
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Market ever goes down for a week and you are guaranteed a string of 1%+ days until it's put back together
Anyway, the stock market is a risk-free joke yet again.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Anyway, the stock market is a risk-free joke yet again.
I mean... why?
I'll fight it.
I'll fight it.
Small cap $IJR now +8.2% over the last 4 sessions.
Nearing the best rally since Q2 2020.
Nearing the best rally since Q2 2020.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I mean... why?
I'll fight it.
I'll fight it.
Fine I'll sell my SOXL and buy it back higher
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fine I'll sell my SOXL and buy it back higher
Buying a few puts on this snowy Mpls morning.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Buying a few puts on this snowy Mpls morning.
Indicator continues to be comically bad.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Indicator continues to be comically bad.
Buy SOXL, become a billionaire
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Buy SOXL, become a billionaire
Looks like we’re back to loading up on risk-free SOXL
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Looks like we’re back to loading up on risk-free SOXL
@conorsen.bsky.social have yourself another day $XHB !!
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@conorsen.bsky.social have yourself another day $XHB !!
Just in case...
That didn't last long. Can't just leave OKLO like that. Just in case.
And at the moment, I own $0 puts for the very first time since August 2024. Need a reset after this week!
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just in case...
Is poor consumer confidence enough to impeach Trump?
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Is poor consumer confidence enough to impeach Trump?