A good name for a porno parody of Splash would be Sploosh.

Remember ALF?! He's back! In poster form!

While explaining some TNG storylines last night, I realized something. It's basically impossible to describe the Pakleds without making Star Trek writers sound like assholes.

Business idea. DOGKA. Vodka for dogs.

I was scrolling through my hundreds of "save for later" items on Amazon. I have no memory of this character I was concocting, but he seems like a fun guy!

This little lady has been gone for almost a year. And this house (that I grew up in) was bulldozed almost 3 years ago. I miss them both tremendously.

A little hint for anyone wondering what to get me for christmas.

Michael's, the craft store, was founded by Michael J. Dupey in 1973. Dupey's would have been a much better name!

I'm Dangerously close to going full Austin Powers.

100% agree. He's literally the wallpaper on my phone!

Pee-wee Herman, Beakman, Gomez Addams, Ernest P Worrell. The Mount Rushmore of my childhood comedic characters!

Alamo Drafthouse had a screening of Pee-wee's Big Adventure and some of us dressed up for the occasion! Rest in Peace, Paul Reubens! We'll miss you.

Let me tell you. Lighting a subject with harsh colored lights while trying to keep the green screen as evenly lit as possible is a giant pain in the ass. Especially when you're filming space is tiny! It ain't perfect but it works!

After so many years of grabbing every random interactive fiction (choose your own adventure type) book we came across, the wife and I are organizing them and putting them on prominent display in the living room!