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Chris Swendsen
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My dog barks at me when I sneeze, so when she sneezes I bark at her. Seems only fair
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I wish it were more socially acceptable to just send people nohello.net/en/ when they do this to me
no hello
please don't say just hello in chat
nohello.net
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I actually had to do a double take, because…
December 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by Chris Swendsen
Three statisticians go on a deer hunt.
They spot a deer in a clearing.
The first statistician fires and misses 3 feet in front of the deer.
The second statistician fires and misses 3 feet behind the deer.
The third statistician yells "We GOT him!!!"
December 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s a foot guy thing apparently
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hi big bubba!!
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This was easier for me to understand than the box analogy, thanks
August 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is how all gaming journalism should be
June 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Single player patched: looking forward to taking down that Yoda-ass motherfucker Onze. ASAP
June 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM