Chris Swendsen
@hatchettherapy.bsky.social
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Current mood: this dog meeting Zohran Mamdani
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Current mood: this dog meeting Zohran Mamdani
So can one person’s Lists act like another person’s Moderation Lists, and vice versa? I keep getting bombarded with horny “puppy” folks on main and that’s not really my shtick, but if I made a mute lists of puppy people for me, maybe it could help furries out?
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
So can one person’s Lists act like another person’s Moderation Lists, and vice versa? I keep getting bombarded with horny “puppy” folks on main and that’s not really my shtick, but if I made a mute lists of puppy people for me, maybe it could help furries out?
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amazing things happening in minecraft
January 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
amazing things happening in minecraft
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
How it feels to hear a Moorhen going “Kweh” in the distance on your last work day of the year
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How it feels to hear a Moorhen going “Kweh” in the distance on your last work day of the year
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Three statisticians go on a deer hunt.
They spot a deer in a clearing.
The first statistician fires and misses 3 feet in front of the deer.
The second statistician fires and misses 3 feet behind the deer.
The third statistician yells "We GOT him!!!"
They spot a deer in a clearing.
The first statistician fires and misses 3 feet in front of the deer.
The second statistician fires and misses 3 feet behind the deer.
The third statistician yells "We GOT him!!!"
December 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Three statisticians go on a deer hunt.
They spot a deer in a clearing.
The first statistician fires and misses 3 feet in front of the deer.
The second statistician fires and misses 3 feet behind the deer.
The third statistician yells "We GOT him!!!"
They spot a deer in a clearing.
The first statistician fires and misses 3 feet in front of the deer.
The second statistician fires and misses 3 feet behind the deer.
The third statistician yells "We GOT him!!!"
My girlfriend sent me the perfect picture of our dog and the group chat can’t contain themselves
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My girlfriend sent me the perfect picture of our dog and the group chat can’t contain themselves
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I've spent a long time wondering if I'd ever speak on my channel, and I'm sure many of you have as well. It looks like it's finally time though.
youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs
youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I've spent a long time wondering if I'd ever speak on my channel, and I'm sure many of you have as well. It looks like it's finally time though.
youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs
youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs
You know what, maybe the internet wasn’t a mistake
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You know what, maybe the internet wasn’t a mistake
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"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
"video game mechanics?" Actually, they're called developers.
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Every game where you can die is a Soulslike
October 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Every game where you can die is a Soulslike
I had heard that skong was out, but couldn’t find it on steam
Maybe the real skong was the friends we made along the way
Maybe the real skong was the friends we made along the way
September 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I had heard that skong was out, but couldn’t find it on steam
Maybe the real skong was the friends we made along the way
Maybe the real skong was the friends we made along the way
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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics
When I’m getting wheeled back into the Millennial Retirement MegaHome in 2080, I can’t wait to figure out what opinion I have today will elicit a “so true bestie, let’s get you back inside” from my gen alpha caretakers. I hope it’s something silly, not something tragic
July 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When I’m getting wheeled back into the Millennial Retirement MegaHome in 2080, I can’t wait to figure out what opinion I have today will elicit a “so true bestie, let’s get you back inside” from my gen alpha caretakers. I hope it’s something silly, not something tragic
Devastated that Nightreign’s matchmaking stopped working on its first weekend. Paired with an imbalanced single player experience and zero duos experience, the game is extremely fun in concept but hard to recommend. Dedicated parties of 3 will enjoy, but most players will want to wait for patches.
June 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Devastated that Nightreign’s matchmaking stopped working on its first weekend. Paired with an imbalanced single player experience and zero duos experience, the game is extremely fun in concept but hard to recommend. Dedicated parties of 3 will enjoy, but most players will want to wait for patches.
There’s two kinds of D&D players
May 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There’s two kinds of D&D players
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Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 finished. I’ve been saying it quickly because one of my favorite games of all time and after finishing it… I dare say it has dethroned Mass Effect as my #1 gaming experience in my 35+ years gaming.
Never in a million years thought I’d see the day 😳
Never in a million years thought I’d see the day 😳
a heart shaped mirror with the words esquie my beloved written on it
ALT: a heart shaped mirror with the words esquie my beloved written on it
media.tenor.com
May 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 finished. I’ve been saying it quickly because one of my favorite games of all time and after finishing it… I dare say it has dethroned Mass Effect as my #1 gaming experience in my 35+ years gaming.
Never in a million years thought I’d see the day 😳
Never in a million years thought I’d see the day 😳
me: hey, so did you know that “Link” of Legend of Zelda game is a portmanteau?
her: oh? what of?
me: “Legend of Zelda” + “twink”
her: …
me: you see, beca—
her: Anyway,,,
her: oh? what of?
me: “Legend of Zelda” + “twink”
her: …
me: you see, beca—
her: Anyway,,,
May 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
me: hey, so did you know that “Link” of Legend of Zelda game is a portmanteau?
her: oh? what of?
me: “Legend of Zelda” + “twink”
her: …
me: you see, beca—
her: Anyway,,,
her: oh? what of?
me: “Legend of Zelda” + “twink”
her: …
me: you see, beca—
her: Anyway,,,
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I think about this headline all of the time.
February 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think about this headline all of the time.
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I'm very happy Ninja Gaiden is back
January 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm very happy Ninja Gaiden is back