Hastur
hasturious.bsky.social
Hastur
@hasturious.bsky.social
I feel like buying from the "community" is a sham. Like wdym your selling me shit from Amazon/Walmart for 150% of price why shouldnt I just buy from a bigstore and like donate to a homeless shelter.
August 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Miku Dayooo
July 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
i can imagine an apple in my head better than you can
July 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Straight up shivering it.. by it.. lets just say me timbers
July 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
> bought zomboid
> break into my neighbors home
> steal their cuttlery
> watch some survival TV
> Eat a dead rat
> download zomboid

Pretty rough day 😪
July 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by Hastur
To figure out why something is bad, apply the word 'slop' to its genre, and work backwards
June 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Reposted by Hastur
I love water. Because it's an otter.

お水大好きですっ☆だってカワウソですものっ☆
May 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Reposted by Hastur
Planting seeds all day every day and then acting shocked when you get a forest like “ohhhh how’d this happen??”
April 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reposted by Hastur
‼️
April 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Reposted by Hastur
It's easy if you know the trick.

コツさえわかれば簡単ですっ☆
April 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by Hastur
Mistook the snow for clouds and my genuine first thought was Garfield not being let into heaven
December 11, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Reposted by Hastur
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
theonion.com/insurance-co...
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Reposted by Hastur
Always 💖

Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM