Someone just asked me for writing tips, and my gut level response was "all writing advice is fake, just read books you like and write as much as you can and eventually something will be good" but then I thought about it and I had some actual advice!

1. Read! Your work! Out loud!

“but that ship isn’t canon” i’m a fic writer, do you really think that has ever stopped me before?

Don’t take the Game Awards too seriously. The whole thing is a front for Geoff to get us in one place so he can siphon our energy and live another year.

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.