Gotta support anybody who played in one of my FRG/LSGs (except Mr. Steak, obvs).

Objectively not a great game. Subjectively I loved it so much my online name has been "Haschel" for 25 years and indeed some of my friends call me Haschel more than they call me by my actual name.

You're just luring everyone into a sense of false confidence for next season.

I don’t know what my favorite part is, but somewhere in the top ten is probably getting to use the word “fuck” in official documents and grad school assignments all the time.

I'm doing my part!

I love it. <3

I don't know about my name, but he sure as hell didn't know Ole Swede or Sourdough Sam's names.

As a child who once grilled the guy using a microphone to make it sound like the Paul Bunyan statue was speaking on whether or not he could remember Paul Bunyan lore, this really spoke to me.

I mean, I WASN'T worried about that but now that you brought it up...

That is not an exaggeration. Also, this is my desk at work:

As a man who has literally made over 150 Simpsons memes about Raymond J. Johnson Jr I wholeheartedly approve.

Non-family members need to know that the Rugrats Uno Incident of 1999 was absolutely a real event that almost ruined a camping trip.