My favorite part of my school's annual Pajama Day continues to be my wife slowly growing more and more concerned that I seem to be taking way too long to get dressed for work in the morning.

If I had a nickel for every time my favorite member of the Trail Blazers was a Francophone small forward who specialized in defense I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. #RipCity

I think "Kong" is less a traditional last name and more of a spiritual tradition. This would explain why so many unrelated characters have Kong as a last name, including villains and DK's crush Candy Kong. It's the DK Island version of Sikhs using "Singh" as their last name.

Spotify DJ: "Let's keep the vibe going with some more upbeat music!"
Me: Yes, this is good.
Spotify DJ: "Up next it's 'Oasis' by Amanda Palmer.
Me: Oh noooooooo

My least favorite part of working in special education is my inability to remember which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavior” and which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavioral”.

Hey @juiceone.bsky.social , I added your art to my RJJ Wall and my students think it’s fantastic.

I sure could use some of my ADHD meds to help with all this grad school stuff but I also would like to go to sleep before 4:30 AM so this sucks.

Just don't call the Deepwater Horizon oil spill washed up, they're still paying for it today!

I just learned how to pronounce "Wilkes-Barre". What the *fuck*?

The bar down the street from my house no longer charges $28.99 for the steak dinner; they now have it listed on the menu as being "market price". It happened on the first day of the Trump administration so he owns it.

I need all of you to acknowledge how proud you are of me for NOT getting pedantic about the rules of Uno with my students this morning. This is doubly so for family members who remember the Rugrats Uno Incident of 1999.

About to move a whole bunch of pairs of suspenders back to the active roster.

My daughter got a book on how to do origami with a dollar bill for Christmas. Naturally I sprung into action to show how a $20 bill can be folded to show 9/11, with the flaming twin towers on one side and the Pentagon on the other. The family is not impressed.

I thought Tommy DeVito was due!

@iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social I'm not Irish but I have been listening to these guys a lot this week.

It's been a long time since Cake has released an album, which means most of us probably haven't heard a vibraslap in over a decade. Somebody needs to fix this.