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Simon Harris
@harukizaemon.com
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights.
🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land.
☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema.
🤷‍♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.

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Haha fish fingers?
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Coincidentally, I dreamt last night that I found a chicken under the house.
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Makes sense. Loads of Japanese bands I love that nobody has heard of here.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Holy crap they’re versatile.
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Hadn’t heard of them before. Insta add. Thanks for sharing!
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 AM
That was great!
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I was fine. But I’m not exactly fine boned 😂 I think I was more in shock than anything else. Couldn’t believe they drove off! Also physically inconvenient is my new favourite phrase.
November 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Yeah. Rolled up on the front of the car, hit the window, slid off the side, and he just drove off. How many people do you imagine came to see if I was ok? 😂
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I was hit a couple of months ago at a pedestrian crossing. The guy in a Ute went from a standing start against the lights and then drove off.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Perhaps everyone needs basic Red Rooster awareness training.
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 AM