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Simon Harris
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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights.
🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land.
☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema.
🤷‍♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated.

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Apple releases new iPhone accessory
Sean Connery wearing a scarlet mankini, thigh-high boots, and holding a gun
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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If eating freshly baked homemade sourdough bread got you fit, I'd be the fittest person in the world.
Two loaves of bread straight from the oven, lovingly made by Jess
October 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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When do we drop the "neo" and just accept they are Nazis?
Mr Sewell told the court that his copy of Mein Kampf — a political manifesto written by Nazi Party leader Adolf Hitler — had been confiscated, but that he required it as part of his preparations for the contested hearing.
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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There's enough there that you know they had to have thought about it
A ceramic plate with a bowl of spinach, and a single piece of toast topped with two poached eggs and a sausage.
October 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Tide pods were just the beginning
🚏☎️ A phone app is paying users up to $30 a day to record their calls A new mobile app called Neon, which has become the #2 social app on the iOS App Store, pays users 30¢ a minute (and up to $30 a day) for the privilege of recording their incoming and outgoing phone calls. The app’s privacy policy gives the owners nearly unlimited access to phone call data, which they say they’ll sell to AI companies to help train voice models. The founder said he was inspired to build the company after seeing how telecoms profit off user data, and wanted to let people get a cut of that income.
September 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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On Apple Podcasts right now 😩
Top shows: 1. Mamamia Out Loud; 2. The Charlie Kirk Show.
September 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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That's some evening you got planned there
Me holding some shopping: a bottle of Gordon’s dry gin, a can of whipped cream, and a 50 pack of batteries.
September 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Together, at last!
Product Details: 16 caplet pack of Panadol Extra containing 500mg paracetamol + 65mg caffeine for AU$6.85 (AU$0.43 each).
August 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Just another Saturday night in wintery Eltham
Outdoor fire pit. Wood burning brightly with orange flames.
August 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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That was a hell of a run today.
My Garmin watch showing among other things, a recovery time of 86 hours, body battery of 14, and training readiness of 4.
August 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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A chilly Sunday afternoon with a Guinness and a fire in the backyard.
Close up of a small fire surrounded by bricks and large rocks. Unburned sticks sit atop glowing red embers and rising smoke. Stumps for sitting on in the background along with various potted plants. Close up of a small fire surrounded by bricks and large rocks. Unburned sticks sit atop glowing red embers and rising smoke. My hand holding a glass of Guinness in the foreground.
August 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This is possibly the thing I dislike most in iOS 26 😤 X-buttons next to each other, with such little contrast to differentiate any of it, that I have to stop and think about which one to press every 👏 single 👏time 👏
A search input field with the text “Fooo”. At the end of the field is a small, white ‘x’ inside a dark grey circle. Outside the field, but just to the right of it, is a large black X.
August 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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iOS 26 public beta 3 still with the janky App Store profile pic
My Memoji but fuzzy and looking like my head is in a fishbowl. You can even see the outline of where the circle is supposed to mask the pic but the image is bleeding through and clipped at the top and bottom.
August 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Me on blusky tonight consuming all the AI-related shitposting
Garry Larson “far side” comic. Two mosquitos sitting on what is presumably human skin. One mosquito is looking at the other mosquito that’s drinking blood and about to explode. The caption reads “Pull out, Betty! Pull out! … you’ve hit an artery!”
August 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Good to know, I guess 😂
Strava telling me my predicted 42.2km marathon time has improved by 4m 42s to 5h 7m
August 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Oh, the irony.
The accessibility settings screen in iOS 26. The word “accessibility” in bold is overlaid on top of a larger, blurred version of the same word rendering both of them barely legible.
August 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Someone pointed out the duck looks a bit like the botched Jesus painting restoration en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecce_Ho...
A distorted, almost cartoonish painting of Jesus framed within scroll-like borders at the top and bottom.
July 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Went to the Berlin DDR Museum. This was hanging in the replica East German kindergarten #PulpFiction
Painting hanging on ‘60s wallpaper of a teddy bear, a yellow rubber duck, and what looks like a person in a gimp suit, sitting on grass under a tree. The rubber duck’s head is turned towards the viewer with a knowing look.
July 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Is that so, #Garmin?
Garmin Trails map view showing my location in the bottom left of the screen. The rest of the map is hills, trees, lakes, and rivers. Near the bottom is the text “No Nearby Trails”
June 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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John Hughes for PM?
West Australian newspaper front page. Picture of Dutton and Albanese with the caption “HOPELESS”. Below is a an advertisement “WA’s MOST TRUSTED CAR DELAER? ABSOLUTELY!! johnhughes.com.au”
May 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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New DJ name
Partial graph of an ECG Result: Sinus Rhythm
April 26, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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In order to ensure generative AI is useable unsupervised, it ends up reduced to something that doesn’t require generative AI.
✨ Active Intelligence BETA 👍👎 To get the most accurate view of your weight trends, it's important to weigh yourself at a consistent time each day. Your usual weigh-in time over the last 28 days has been around 5:27 AM, but you recently checked in at 7:20 AM. Try to aim for consistency.
April 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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I thought this was an understandable but nevertheless pretty heavy take until I realised my brain had inserted an ‘is’.
Musk's exceptionally active presence in global politics as a key Trump advisor has prompted widespread revolt against the Tesla brand, with vandalism and demonstrations hitting Tesla showrooms the world over.
April 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM