Harper Zacharias
@harperzacharias.com
Passionate about dogs & redistribution of wealth. Fundraising, strategy, and advocacy consultant.
Fmrly @ Lambda Literary, Sex Workers Project of the Urban Justice Center, PEN America. Past tenant organizer.
Email: harper@harperzacharias.com
Fmrly @ Lambda Literary, Sex Workers Project of the Urban Justice Center, PEN America. Past tenant organizer.
Email: harper@harperzacharias.com
Very excited for approximately 1.5 weeks from now when my diet will consist entirely of summer squash based meals
September 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Very excited for approximately 1.5 weeks from now when my diet will consist entirely of summer squash based meals
This fucking sent me tho, gotta love @thebaffler.com
July 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This fucking sent me tho, gotta love @thebaffler.com
Just admiring my dog’s utter perfection
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just admiring my dog’s utter perfection
I take your shoe and raise you one “Prada straw visor hat”
July 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I take your shoe and raise you one “Prada straw visor hat”
Just admiring my dog’s butt and thought you may want to do the same
June 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Just admiring my dog’s butt and thought you may want to do the same
Mad respect for the @hellgatenyc.com team who are so much more coherent than I would be after a day of reporting in a massive heat wave
June 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Mad respect for the @hellgatenyc.com team who are so much more coherent than I would be after a day of reporting in a massive heat wave
Oh to be a dog that cannot read the news
June 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Oh to be a dog that cannot read the news
Thrilled to announce I’m joining the Board of Directors at the Poetry Society of New York!!! Come say hi at New York Poetry Festival next month!
June 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Thrilled to announce I’m joining the Board of Directors at the Poetry Society of New York!!! Come say hi at New York Poetry Festival next month!
TIL you can order a casket from Costco
June 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
TIL you can order a casket from Costco
Thrilled to see which office item I become
May 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Thrilled to see which office item I become
Fyi it’s showing up as a black screen!!
May 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fyi it’s showing up as a black screen!!
Lights out to protect the birds in NYC tonight through Sunday!!!
May 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Lights out to protect the birds in NYC tonight through Sunday!!!
Ahhhh yes the six genders
April 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Ahhhh yes the six genders
Sitting extra silly!
March 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sitting extra silly!
Me in the natsec group chat
March 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Me in the natsec group chat
me in the national security team group chat
March 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
me in the national security team group chat
who is “your” James Bond?
March 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
who is “your” James Bond?
Honestly disappointed that the account was deleted bc I can’t click on and see where this Illuminati scam was going
March 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Honestly disappointed that the account was deleted bc I can’t click on and see where this Illuminati scam was going
I’m generally very anti-screenshot of X etc but it was sent to me, I had to see it, now I can’t unsee it, and therefore others must now see it
March 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m generally very anti-screenshot of X etc but it was sent to me, I had to see it, now I can’t unsee it, and therefore others must now see it
It’s the year of our lord 2025 and my grandparents bathroom still looks like this despite nearly every other room in this house being redone multiple times since whatever year this was popular
March 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It’s the year of our lord 2025 and my grandparents bathroom still looks like this despite nearly every other room in this house being redone multiple times since whatever year this was popular
Afterwards, present your shiba with your hands. She will lick the syrup remnants, but you can pretend you are the true object of her affection.
February 18, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Afterwards, present your shiba with your hands. She will lick the syrup remnants, but you can pretend you are the true object of her affection.
I suggest just copying the text of this @kristenarnett.bsky.social tweet in your next email to your editor
February 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I suggest just copying the text of this @kristenarnett.bsky.social tweet in your next email to your editor
How do I do shibas against doge? This Shiba would like to participate
February 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How do I do shibas against doge? This Shiba would like to participate
February 13th deadline is now cancelled.
February 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
February 13th deadline is now cancelled.