Harper Mattraw
@harpermattraw.bsky.social
Musician, photographer, audio engineer, idiot.
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IBS sucks my butt is tired
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
IBS sucks my butt is tired
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Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse https://theonion.com/horse-carefully-assesses-potential-mate-for-also-being-horse/
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Horse Carefully Assesses Potential Mate For Also Being Horse https://theonion.com/horse-carefully-assesses-potential-mate-for-also-being-horse/
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As we’ve been saying for months, X’s new location feature is exposing what we’ve been warning about, many of the loudest MAGA accounts aren’t even in the USA. We’ve been tracking this behavior and helping people learn how to spot bot activity, and this update has made it easier than ever to see.
X's new location transparency feature unleashes questions about origins of MAGA accounts
The function, which shows that a slew of MAGA-branded accounts are apparently based outside the U.S., also stirred speculative outrage over where the Department of Homeland Security account was create...
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
As we’ve been saying for months, X’s new location feature is exposing what we’ve been warning about, many of the loudest MAGA accounts aren’t even in the USA. We’ve been tracking this behavior and helping people learn how to spot bot activity, and this update has made it easier than ever to see.
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Monday again... Wtf dude
March 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Monday again... Wtf dude
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The guy whose daddy bought his way into Wharton, the guy whose grades were so shitty he's never disclosed them – that guy just destroyed the Department of Education. This is what dystopia looks like. This is what Fascism looks like.
March 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The guy whose daddy bought his way into Wharton, the guy whose grades were so shitty he's never disclosed them – that guy just destroyed the Department of Education. This is what dystopia looks like. This is what Fascism looks like.
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Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
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February 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way
theonion.com/forward...
theonion.com/forward...
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
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February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
It's a truly fucking terrifying time to be an American watching fascism take hold all around us.
February 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's a truly fucking terrifying time to be an American watching fascism take hold all around us.
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Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
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The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.
The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.
‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.
So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.
‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.
So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
February 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.
The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.
‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.
So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.
‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.
So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
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SALVATION
WE ARE FREE
ITS FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY
WE ARE FREE
ITS FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY
January 31, 2025 at 7:02 AM
SALVATION
WE ARE FREE
ITS FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY
WE ARE FREE
ITS FRIDAY AGAIN GARFIE BABY
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
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This wretched day comes again to make us miserable. I call out, pleading for mercy. The abyss returns no reply.
January 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
This wretched day comes again to make us miserable. I call out, pleading for mercy. The abyss returns no reply.
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The cost of Donold’s first deportation flights, carrying about 80 migrants each, cost up to $852,000 per trip.
January 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The cost of Donold’s first deportation flights, carrying about 80 migrants each, cost up to $852,000 per trip.
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GET UP ITS FLIPPIN FRIDAY
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Thank you all for joining me on this site. 100+ followers in 3 days is CRAZY
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Thank you all for joining me on this site. 100+ followers in 3 days is CRAZY
January 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
GET UP ITS FLIPPIN FRIDAY
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Thank you all for joining me on this site. 100+ followers in 3 days is CRAZY
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Thank you all for joining me on this site. 100+ followers in 3 days is CRAZY
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Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere
January 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Trump Rolls Onto Capitol Steps In Bulletproof Sphere
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Bittersweet to start a new venture on a Monday. We must fight on for Friday draws near.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Bittersweet to start a new venture on a Monday. We must fight on for Friday draws near.
one of my new years resolutions was to clog the work toilet at least once a week and we're starting out strong
January 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
one of my new years resolutions was to clog the work toilet at least once a week and we're starting out strong
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Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Hi, I’m God.
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
I support diversity, equity and inclusion.
I do not support uniformity, injustice and segregation.
Hope this helps,
God
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CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk
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December 18, 2024 at 6:53 PM
CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk
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theonion.com/ceo-motivate...
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I know this might be shocking to some but women can be the protagonist in your video games and they don't need to meet your requirements for beauty
Last time I checked the only requirement for a game is being fun
Samus is giving yall side eye
Last time I checked the only requirement for a game is being fun
Samus is giving yall side eye
December 15, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I know this might be shocking to some but women can be the protagonist in your video games and they don't need to meet your requirements for beauty
Last time I checked the only requirement for a game is being fun
Samus is giving yall side eye
Last time I checked the only requirement for a game is being fun
Samus is giving yall side eye
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We MUST keep vaccines.
have you written your Senator to let them know?
have you written your Senator to let them know?
December 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
We MUST keep vaccines.
have you written your Senator to let them know?
have you written your Senator to let them know?