nevermind it was just rats. also the shadow problem in the janitors closet has gotten worse

i should clean this tiny little office, its not a good place to report on matters and watch security footage from. also a machine made mostly of scrap and a joyeuse unit long thought dead have been spotted on cameras rummaging through the defect pile for spare parts, security has done nothing

good news, said machine's arms and legs have been cut off. a few brave employees are now transporting it to a scrapyard somewhere in solstice, though they report that they feel like they are being followed. probaly nothing

earl has been pickled, earl is now dead, no one came to help him