Harpo Marx
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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8. After having been declared missing for much of the day yesterday, the former AG has been found.
9. She has now been arrested.
10. The 5 IDF suspects are NOT under arrest or subject to any other limitations while awaiting trial.
9. She has now been arrested.
10. The 5 IDF suspects are NOT under arrest or subject to any other limitations while awaiting trial.
6. Former IDF AG is now the the subject of a criminal investigation.
7. Accused soldiers now file for the indictment to be dropped.
to be continued.
7. Accused soldiers now file for the indictment to be dropped.
to be continued.
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
8. After having been declared missing for much of the day yesterday, the former AG has been found.
9. She has now been arrested.
10. The 5 IDF suspects are NOT under arrest or subject to any other limitations while awaiting trial.
9. She has now been arrested.
10. The 5 IDF suspects are NOT under arrest or subject to any other limitations while awaiting trial.
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big penis coming through. cmon people move we got a big penis coming through. big fragile penis coming honk honk i sure hope nobody shatters my huge glass fragile penis i’m carrying down the street with three other men cmon people move i’ve got 4 people carrying a huge shatterable beautiful big glas
May 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
big penis coming through. cmon people move we got a big penis coming through. big fragile penis coming honk honk i sure hope nobody shatters my huge glass fragile penis i’m carrying down the street with three other men cmon people move i’ve got 4 people carrying a huge shatterable beautiful big glas
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August 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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KAMALA HARRIS: "It is never satisfying to say we've gotta be incremental - and I'm not advocating incrementalism - but until we win back majorities in the Senate and the House and take the White House, that may just be where we are."
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Here is Gregory Bovino, the man in charge of ICE agents in Chicago.
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Rise of ICE agents wearing masks creates opportunity for imposters to conduct crimes
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
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Rise of ICE agents wearing masks creates opportunity for imposters to conduct crimes
In recent months, photos of Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents making arrests in public spaces have shown the officers wearing street clothes and face masks. There have also been a handful of ...
www.pbs.org
October 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Rise of ICE agents wearing masks creates opportunity for imposters to conduct crimes
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
www.pbs.org/newshour/sho...
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Man charged with robbery after pretending to be ICE agent, zip tying victim
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/video/news/l...
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Man charged with robbery after pretending to be ICE agent, zip tying victim
In a press conference on Monday, the Philadelphia District Attorney’s Office revealed more information about the man accused of pretending to be an ICE agent when he robbed a business and zip tied a w...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Man charged with robbery after pretending to be ICE agent, zip tying victim
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/video/news/l...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/video/news/l...
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‘You don’t f*** with ICE’: LA car wash owner, 79, sues for $50 million claiming he was body slammed during immigration raid
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Car wash owner files $50m suit for being body slammed in ICE raid
Immigration officials claim car wash owner Rafie Ollah Shouhed impeded officers
www.independent.co.uk
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
‘You don’t f*** with ICE’: LA car wash owner, 79, sues for $50 million claiming he was body slammed during immigration raid
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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I think it’s interesting how it’s “political violence” when it’s a white supremacist but not when it’s hundreds of thousands of Sudanese or Palestinian people.
But y’all are still fuzzy on why fascism happens?
Pay attention. This is what you actually value.
But y’all are still fuzzy on why fascism happens?
Pay attention. This is what you actually value.
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I think it’s interesting how it’s “political violence” when it’s a white supremacist but not when it’s hundreds of thousands of Sudanese or Palestinian people.
But y’all are still fuzzy on why fascism happens?
Pay attention. This is what you actually value.
But y’all are still fuzzy on why fascism happens?
Pay attention. This is what you actually value.
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“So what if he disagreed with you, he didn’t deserve to die”
But he thought I did.
This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.
I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.
But he thought I did.
This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.
I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.
September 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“So what if he disagreed with you, he didn’t deserve to die”
But he thought I did.
This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.
I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.
But he thought I did.
This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.
I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.
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“Charlie Kirk was a father”
So was Eric Garner. So was Philando Castile, who was shot and killed in front of his daughter.
Being successful at procreating does not exempt you from being a white supremacist.
This isn’t hard to understand. I feel like I’m going insane.
So was Eric Garner. So was Philando Castile, who was shot and killed in front of his daughter.
Being successful at procreating does not exempt you from being a white supremacist.
This isn’t hard to understand. I feel like I’m going insane.
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“Charlie Kirk was a father”
So was Eric Garner. So was Philando Castile, who was shot and killed in front of his daughter.
Being successful at procreating does not exempt you from being a white supremacist.
This isn’t hard to understand. I feel like I’m going insane.
So was Eric Garner. So was Philando Castile, who was shot and killed in front of his daughter.
Being successful at procreating does not exempt you from being a white supremacist.
This isn’t hard to understand. I feel like I’m going insane.
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Based on some of the discourse I’ve seen tonight, some of y’all would’ve felt empathy when Robert E. Lee died too.
Some of you might’ve even applauded when slaveowners got reparations.
Because racism isn’t real for you, you can push aside my humanity to empathize with those who want us dead.
Some of you might’ve even applauded when slaveowners got reparations.
Because racism isn’t real for you, you can push aside my humanity to empathize with those who want us dead.
September 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Based on some of the discourse I’ve seen tonight, some of y’all would’ve felt empathy when Robert E. Lee died too.
Some of you might’ve even applauded when slaveowners got reparations.
Because racism isn’t real for you, you can push aside my humanity to empathize with those who want us dead.
Some of you might’ve even applauded when slaveowners got reparations.
Because racism isn’t real for you, you can push aside my humanity to empathize with those who want us dead.
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Y’all don’t hate white supremacy enough for me.
You’ll befriend it, have beers with it, even call it a difference of opinion…you’ll do everything but eradicate it.
White supremacy is not a stance. It is not a position. It is poison. And you’d rather be sick than keep your Black friends safe.
You’ll befriend it, have beers with it, even call it a difference of opinion…you’ll do everything but eradicate it.
White supremacy is not a stance. It is not a position. It is poison. And you’d rather be sick than keep your Black friends safe.
September 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Y’all don’t hate white supremacy enough for me.
You’ll befriend it, have beers with it, even call it a difference of opinion…you’ll do everything but eradicate it.
White supremacy is not a stance. It is not a position. It is poison. And you’d rather be sick than keep your Black friends safe.
You’ll befriend it, have beers with it, even call it a difference of opinion…you’ll do everything but eradicate it.
White supremacy is not a stance. It is not a position. It is poison. And you’d rather be sick than keep your Black friends safe.
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In the last 24 hours, I’ve been called more names in my DM’s than I ever have in six years of doing this because I called a white supremacist a white supremacist.
Hit dogs holler. A lot of y’all are more offended by being called racists than racism itself, and I really need you to sit with that.
Hit dogs holler. A lot of y’all are more offended by being called racists than racism itself, and I really need you to sit with that.
September 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
In the last 24 hours, I’ve been called more names in my DM’s than I ever have in six years of doing this because I called a white supremacist a white supremacist.
Hit dogs holler. A lot of y’all are more offended by being called racists than racism itself, and I really need you to sit with that.
Hit dogs holler. A lot of y’all are more offended by being called racists than racism itself, and I really need you to sit with that.
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Where do you think the cops took Tyler Robinson to eat after he was arrested?
Burger King? Arby’s? Shake Shack?
Oh sorry, I forgot, he killed a white man. They only treat murderers to fast food when they massacre Black people.
I’ll rephrase: how quickly do you think he’ll be put on death row?
Burger King? Arby’s? Shake Shack?
Oh sorry, I forgot, he killed a white man. They only treat murderers to fast food when they massacre Black people.
I’ll rephrase: how quickly do you think he’ll be put on death row?
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Where do you think the cops took Tyler Robinson to eat after he was arrested?
Burger King? Arby’s? Shake Shack?
Oh sorry, I forgot, he killed a white man. They only treat murderers to fast food when they massacre Black people.
I’ll rephrase: how quickly do you think he’ll be put on death row?
Burger King? Arby’s? Shake Shack?
Oh sorry, I forgot, he killed a white man. They only treat murderers to fast food when they massacre Black people.
I’ll rephrase: how quickly do you think he’ll be put on death row?
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I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
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Better yet, don't do or say things in life that you would deem to be 'speaking evil' of you when you're dead.
I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
September 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Better yet, don't do or say things in life that you would deem to be 'speaking evil' of you when you're dead.
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In a textbook example of the Streisand Effect, Kash Patel’s girlfriend is suing an obscure podcaster for calling her a “honeypot mossad agent.”
August 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
In a textbook example of the Streisand Effect, Kash Patel’s girlfriend is suing an obscure podcaster for calling her a “honeypot mossad agent.”
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July 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Construction on a new enclosed stadium for the Tennessee Titans in Nashville, Tennessee, has been halted after a noose was found at the construction site.
Construction halted at new Tennessee Titans Stadium after noose found at site
Construction on a new enclosed stadium for the Tennessee Titans in Nashville, Tennessee, has been halted after a noose was found at the construction site.
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July 19, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Construction on a new enclosed stadium for the Tennessee Titans in Nashville, Tennessee, has been halted after a noose was found at the construction site.
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Just in case it’s 1980 and you’re on the fence about grabbing McDonald’s for breakfast, here’s a free BIC RAZOR!
July 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just in case it’s 1980 and you’re on the fence about grabbing McDonald’s for breakfast, here’s a free BIC RAZOR!
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Masked ICE agents roughed up and detained 71-year-old citizen Barbara Stone, who was volunteering as a legal observer at a federal courthouse in San Diego.
In a statement to a local outlet, ICE accused Stone of assaulting an officer.
https://trib.al/a9qB0IQ
In a statement to a local outlet, ICE accused Stone of assaulting an officer.
https://trib.al/a9qB0IQ
Why Did ICE Agents Arrest and Detain a 71-Year-Old U.S. Citizen?
Barbara Stone, a grandmother and U.S. citizen, says she was traumatized after being arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents.
trib.al
July 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Masked ICE agents roughed up and detained 71-year-old citizen Barbara Stone, who was volunteering as a legal observer at a federal courthouse in San Diego.
In a statement to a local outlet, ICE accused Stone of assaulting an officer.
https://trib.al/a9qB0IQ
In a statement to a local outlet, ICE accused Stone of assaulting an officer.
https://trib.al/a9qB0IQ
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There are Jewish people in my family, this is how we feel as well. God bless Mandy Patinkin!
July 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
There are Jewish people in my family, this is how we feel as well. God bless Mandy Patinkin!