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♪ If you want to be my lover, you gotta stop calling them skeets, posting is forever, hating never ennnnds ♪
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It's a screenshot of an AliExpress product page. The product listed is for a 'Resuable Needle Tip Glue Applicator'.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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You will never guess what this bonkers AliExpress review is for.
A 5 star online review for a product of some kind. The text reads: Why are you sticking your eyes out, you trash, on my earrings In my handbag, there are tweezers and hairpins. I am such a good little darling of a mom. Just a cute student covered in tattoos After the text is three images, the first one is a weird cat like creature with wide eyes. The second image is a Photoshop of a cat with a human looking face, the third image appears to be a statue consisting of just a face with some feet attached at the bottom of the face.
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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This is literally how you buy games on the PlayDate, you have to 'crank to buy' and you really have to furiously spin it to commit
A photo of the 'PlayDate' console, a little yellow handheld games console. It has a crank sticking out the side of it with the words 'crank to buy' displayed its screen.
January 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Text saying 'YOU WOULDN'T SWALLOW A CAR' in the style of the old 'YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR' anti-film piracy campaign.
November 26, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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Sorry to be that guy but the bluesky butterfly icon is actually showing a dead butterfly with it's wings pinned. A healthy butterfly is unlikely to have it's wings that far forward and generally seen with it's wings trailing behind its head.
A photo of a living orange butterfly resting on a plant. Its wings are noticeably pointing backwards whereas simplified drawings of butterflies typically depict butterflies with their wings spanning Infront of the butterflies body.
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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Hey so umm does anyone know what to do in this situation?
A blurry photo of computer hardware which is on fire
November 15, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Anyone Korean who can tell me if this is the correct way you write out your cowboys?
Someone making a cowboy figure out of symbols and emojis in a text box. At the bottom there's a prompt asking 'Are you writing in Korean?'
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Look I'll accept I'm not funny, but everyone on here seems to have banger after banger, are they just dredging up their old stuff from Twitter or do I just accept I can't compete?
A badly drawn outline of a humanoid figure that's crying.
November 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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Squidward looking angry.
November 11, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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A screenshot of a skeet taken in light mode which says 'Some of you really tell on yourselves using light mode when you post screenshots, you know you don't have to live like that right'.
November 11, 2024 at 4:03 PM