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@harnett.uk
♪ If you want to be my lover, you gotta stop calling them skeets, posting is forever, hating never ennnnds ♪
You will never guess what this bonkers AliExpress review is for.
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You will never guess what this bonkers AliExpress review is for.
That's it I'm cutting chocolate out my diet starting now.
*proceeds to eat family packs of penguin bars*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*proceeds to eat family packs of penguin bars*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Penguin and Club bars can no longer be described as chocolate
The rising cost of cocoa has led to the manufacturers changing their recipe.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That's it I'm cutting chocolate out my diet starting now.
*proceeds to eat family packs of penguin bars*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*proceeds to eat family packs of penguin bars*
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I need more silly little people on here, not more political stuff
October 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I need more silly little people on here, not more political stuff
Is there a way I can make my feeds more UK based? I find it's too Yank-centric
October 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Is there a way I can make my feeds more UK based? I find it's too Yank-centric
If a Bluesky user posts in the woods, and there's a slowly declining user engagement graph, do the trees give a fuck?
May 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If a Bluesky user posts in the woods, and there's a slowly declining user engagement graph, do the trees give a fuck?
Guys you're not gonna believe this but a bunch of really attractive women follow me and send me a bunch of their online work they want to share with me, how sweet is that!
January 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Guys you're not gonna believe this but a bunch of really attractive women follow me and send me a bunch of their online work they want to share with me, how sweet is that!
Did I miss something, why does everyone on here have a soup obsession?
January 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Did I miss something, why does everyone on here have a soup obsession?
My favourite part of the darts world championship has definitely been the table who are all dressed as seagulls and whenever the camera cuts to them they all peck at the one man dressed as chips
January 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My favourite part of the darts world championship has definitely been the table who are all dressed as seagulls and whenever the camera cuts to them they all peck at the one man dressed as chips
My new year's resolution was to be a really cool guy
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Don't know what I'm gonna do for the other 364 days.
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Don't know what I'm gonna do for the other 364 days.
January 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
My new year's resolution was to be a really cool guy
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Don't know what I'm gonna do for the other 364 days.
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Don't know what I'm gonna do for the other 364 days.
If you can't handle the answer of 'A Very Cheeky Christmas' by the Cheeky Girls then don't ask what my favourite Christmas song is.
December 25, 2024 at 11:00 AM
If you can't handle the answer of 'A Very Cheeky Christmas' by the Cheeky Girls then don't ask what my favourite Christmas song is.
The Grinch is not a villain, but merely the outcome of systemic underfunding of mental health services in Whoville.
December 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
The Grinch is not a villain, but merely the outcome of systemic underfunding of mental health services in Whoville.
Do women know who Armitage Shanks is?
November 28, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Do women know who Armitage Shanks is?
I don't get who's liking gender reveals?
Whenever I've done a gender reveal the woman always tells me to put my trousers back on.
Whenever I've done a gender reveal the woman always tells me to put my trousers back on.
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I don't get who's liking gender reveals?
Whenever I've done a gender reveal the woman always tells me to put my trousers back on.
Whenever I've done a gender reveal the woman always tells me to put my trousers back on.
Imagine if when a footballer was injured in a match they did what they do in horseracing where they bring out a big white tent and put them down
November 23, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Imagine if when a footballer was injured in a match they did what they do in horseracing where they bring out a big white tent and put them down
Old people's homes are gonna be wild in 50 years time, rn it's just oldies watching daytime TV, in the future it's gonna be a bunch of nannies playing on their switches and streaming on Twitch
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Old people's homes are gonna be wild in 50 years time, rn it's just oldies watching daytime TV, in the future it's gonna be a bunch of nannies playing on their switches and streaming on Twitch
Twitter has tweets, why can't bluesky call them flaps?
"Saw this great flap on bluesky"
"I love looking at flaps"
"Saw this great flap on bluesky"
"I love looking at flaps"
November 18, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Twitter has tweets, why can't bluesky call them flaps?
"Saw this great flap on bluesky"
"I love looking at flaps"
"Saw this great flap on bluesky"
"I love looking at flaps"
Sorry to be that guy but the bluesky butterfly icon is actually showing a dead butterfly with it's wings pinned. A healthy butterfly is unlikely to have it's wings that far forward and generally seen with it's wings trailing behind its head.
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Sorry to be that guy but the bluesky butterfly icon is actually showing a dead butterfly with it's wings pinned. A healthy butterfly is unlikely to have it's wings that far forward and generally seen with it's wings trailing behind its head.
Stardew Valley is to women what Sims 4 was
November 16, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Stardew Valley is to women what Sims 4 was
🎶 If you want to be my lover, you gotta stop calling them skeets, posting is forever, hating never ennnnds 🎶
November 15, 2024 at 7:32 PM
🎶 If you want to be my lover, you gotta stop calling them skeets, posting is forever, hating never ennnnds 🎶
Can people stop doing vibe checks because I keep failing
November 15, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Can people stop doing vibe checks because I keep failing
Anyone Korean who can tell me if this is the correct way you write out your cowboys?
November 13, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Anyone Korean who can tell me if this is the correct way you write out your cowboys?
The irony of having the 'department of government efficiency' named in part because of a cryptocurrency is just too much
November 13, 2024 at 1:40 PM
The irony of having the 'department of government efficiency' named in part because of a cryptocurrency is just too much
Look I'll accept I'm not funny, but everyone on here seems to have banger after banger, are they just dredging up their old stuff from Twitter or do I just accept I can't compete?
November 12, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Look I'll accept I'm not funny, but everyone on here seems to have banger after banger, are they just dredging up their old stuff from Twitter or do I just accept I can't compete?