Courtney Birnbaum
@harmonicacave.bsky.social
Future Olympic Torchbearer. Woman in sports, animation and comics. I teach computer skills at the local adult school and it is not as wacky as Community led me to believe
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Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot
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this is the only time I'll pose with a garbage bin
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 AM
this is the only time I'll pose with a garbage bin
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They should make "what it feels like to chew five gum" commercials except instead of cool flavors they have new flavors like insomnia where the what it feels like is every time you get close to sleep someone punches you in the face. Or the aging flavor, where it makes your back hurt.
December 1, 2024 at 5:36 AM
They should make "what it feels like to chew five gum" commercials except instead of cool flavors they have new flavors like insomnia where the what it feels like is every time you get close to sleep someone punches you in the face. Or the aging flavor, where it makes your back hurt.
Cannot accept the cat distribution system has not distributed ME a cat yet
November 25, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Cannot accept the cat distribution system has not distributed ME a cat yet
What a thanksgiving, am I right?
“Lemon, it’s Monday.” 🫣
“Lemon, it’s Monday.” 🫣
November 25, 2024 at 10:03 PM
What a thanksgiving, am I right?
“Lemon, it’s Monday.” 🫣
“Lemon, it’s Monday.” 🫣
Wait the old OLD Lightyear cereal from my childhood slaps so I’m actually sad I missed this one.
Lightyear Cereal (2022-2022): A promotional tie-in for the Buzz Lightyear spin-off film, this cereal featured vanilla-flavored star-shaped cereal pieces, and green and purple "space ranger marshmallows", shaped like crescent moons and rocket ships
October 11, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Wait the old OLD Lightyear cereal from my childhood slaps so I’m actually sad I missed this one.
Who wore it best? Corgi Halloween costumes are in progress.
October 11, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Who wore it best? Corgi Halloween costumes are in progress.
A’ja Wilson!!!!!! MVP of the WNBA and basketball 💖💕🩷🫡
September 22, 2024 at 5:14 PM
A’ja Wilson!!!!!! MVP of the WNBA and basketball 💖💕🩷🫡