Debanked Angel
@harmlessposeur.bsky.social
maybe we can all post forever
imagine if its true lol
escaping a harrowing attack and running to the nearest road to flag down help, only to find out it's... America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani?
"Don't worry sweethaht, you're safe now!"
and then he drives right into a ditch
escaping a harrowing attack and running to the nearest road to flag down help, only to find out it's... America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani?
"Don't worry sweethaht, you're safe now!"
and then he drives right into a ditch
August 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
imagine if its true lol
escaping a harrowing attack and running to the nearest road to flag down help, only to find out it's... America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani?
"Don't worry sweethaht, you're safe now!"
and then he drives right into a ditch
escaping a harrowing attack and running to the nearest road to flag down help, only to find out it's... America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani?
"Don't worry sweethaht, you're safe now!"
and then he drives right into a ditch
blocking the entire aisle with my wide ass at the maoist zodega trying to figure out if "bell and evans" chicken is the good stuff or the bad stuff
June 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
blocking the entire aisle with my wide ass at the maoist zodega trying to figure out if "bell and evans" chicken is the good stuff or the bad stuff
the bazzini display at the maoist zodega is going to be resplendent
June 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the bazzini display at the maoist zodega is going to be resplendent
will i be able to buy municipally funded government spray at the zodega
June 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
will i be able to buy municipally funded government spray at the zodega
Listen, it's simple. From 9am to 8pm I offer contrarian political analysis and moral judgement of my enemies. From 8pm onward I abuse inhalants. I have no trouble separating the two; why do you?
May 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Listen, it's simple. From 9am to 8pm I offer contrarian political analysis and moral judgement of my enemies. From 8pm onward I abuse inhalants. I have no trouble separating the two; why do you?
SGA. more like FGA. keep shooting buddy. hey (like im really helping) keep shooting buddy. thats what basketball is about
May 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
SGA. more like FGA. keep shooting buddy. hey (like im really helping) keep shooting buddy. thats what basketball is about
finished white lotus. no coworker that is formed against me shall spoil
April 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
finished white lotus. no coworker that is formed against me shall spoil
if the pee tape was real this wouldn't be happening
April 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
if the pee tape was real this wouldn't be happening
- Call and leave a massage
- Participate in effort's of your community and local place to get involved
- Kill your Mom
- If you're in line to vote,
- Participate in effort's of your community and local place to get involved
- Kill your Mom
- If you're in line to vote,
April 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
- Call and leave a massage
- Participate in effort's of your community and local place to get involved
- Kill your Mom
- If you're in line to vote,
- Participate in effort's of your community and local place to get involved
- Kill your Mom
- If you're in line to vote,
i have a responsibility to tell my audience what they want to hear. and i take that very seriously
March 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i have a responsibility to tell my audience what they want to hear. and i take that very seriously
fuck tinder, fuck tiktok, fuck ticketmaster. lets smoke dust in a conversation pit
March 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
fuck tinder, fuck tiktok, fuck ticketmaster. lets smoke dust in a conversation pit
I want to make clear that, while we did employ some AI tools in post-production, it was only to enhance the authenticity of certain fricative sounds in foreign dialogue scenes and give all the titties some extra jiggle
March 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I want to make clear that, while we did employ some AI tools in post-production, it was only to enhance the authenticity of certain fricative sounds in foreign dialogue scenes and give all the titties some extra jiggle
girls get the ick when you're in zugzwang
March 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
girls get the ick when you're in zugzwang
asking everyone who enters the sauna if they want to have a "mid-off"
March 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
asking everyone who enters the sauna if they want to have a "mid-off"
yall fw graven idols?
March 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
yall fw graven idols?
Reposted by Debanked Angel
oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up
i guess my videotape heads will just be filthy then
March 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
i guess my videotape heads will just be filthy then
seeing a lot of head wounds on the streets recently. might be big this spring 🌱
March 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
seeing a lot of head wounds on the streets recently. might be big this spring 🌱
ME: hmmm
GF (hoping I'll finally talk about how I'm handling my dad's death): what's up?
ME: sounds like carseat headrest got over his long covid
GF: oh
ME (chuckling): maybe he'll get over his internalized queerphobia next
GF: yeah. (beat) do you want that for him?
ME: uhhhhhh.. no. duh?
GF (hoping I'll finally talk about how I'm handling my dad's death): what's up?
ME: sounds like carseat headrest got over his long covid
GF: oh
ME (chuckling): maybe he'll get over his internalized queerphobia next
GF: yeah. (beat) do you want that for him?
ME: uhhhhhh.. no. duh?
March 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ME: hmmm
GF (hoping I'll finally talk about how I'm handling my dad's death): what's up?
ME: sounds like carseat headrest got over his long covid
GF: oh
ME (chuckling): maybe he'll get over his internalized queerphobia next
GF: yeah. (beat) do you want that for him?
ME: uhhhhhh.. no. duh?
GF (hoping I'll finally talk about how I'm handling my dad's death): what's up?
ME: sounds like carseat headrest got over his long covid
GF: oh
ME (chuckling): maybe he'll get over his internalized queerphobia next
GF: yeah. (beat) do you want that for him?
ME: uhhhhhh.. no. duh?
(scrolling through my old photos with my adult children in 2050) that's you coming home from the hospital. oh and thats when we took you to the zoo. you loved the giraffe. and oh my, your first steps. oh that? hm. well. there was this twitter account. and his thing was "this is what you look like if
March 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
(scrolling through my old photos with my adult children in 2050) that's you coming home from the hospital. oh and thats when we took you to the zoo. you loved the giraffe. and oh my, your first steps. oh that? hm. well. there was this twitter account. and his thing was "this is what you look like if
just got a targeted twitter ad to work for david shor lmfao
March 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
just got a targeted twitter ad to work for david shor lmfao
when ur 95 years old and ur main bitch gets the hentai virus <<<<<<
March 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
when ur 95 years old and ur main bitch gets the hentai virus <<<<<<
BrooklynDadCompliant
March 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
BrooklynDadCompliant
using one of those aluminum suitcase laptops they give military scientists to scroll a girl's media tab
March 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
using one of those aluminum suitcase laptops they give military scientists to scroll a girl's media tab
Maxwell's Silver Hammer can only be equipped by Maxwell's Demon
March 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Maxwell's Silver Hammer can only be equipped by Maxwell's Demon