I’m 27 yo with a belly pooch and beefy taco, but I will get this freaky with you. 😈

Is this enough? 🥹

Apparently the reason I am STILL SINGLE is because of the car I drive. Would this turn you off?

Why don’t men hit on me in public? Could it be my ever obvious weirdness? 😂

Ya I could f*ck the living sh*t out of you, but…

can I at least make you my beef chili and jalapeño cornbread first?