I’m 27 yo with a belly pooch and beefy taco, but I will get this freaky with you. 😈

Is this enough? 🥹

Apparently the reason I am STILL SINGLE is because of the car I drive. Would this turn you off?

Let me convince you to take me on a date:
-Minimal makeup, all-natural
-A great gym buddy
-Can cook & clean
-Very submissive
Thoughts? 😃

Hopeless romantic with a wild side: I’ll cook your favorite meal, discuss Marvel vs DC with you, and maybe ruin you in private. Thoughts?

Am I girlfriend material or just trouble?

Why don’t men hit on me in public? Could it be my ever obvious weirdness? 😂

Ya I could f*ck the living sh*t out of you, but…

can I at least make you my beef chili and jalapeño cornbread first?

No makeup. All natural. Geeky. Autistic. ADHD. No man would want a girl like me, right?