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Hell, never mind the government, LIFE is Balatro
NUMBER GO UP | Balatro Song!
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November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hell, never mind the government, LIFE is Balatro
Such a strange thing to believe when we have a 100% perfect record of immigrant assimilation
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Such a strange thing to believe when we have a 100% perfect record of immigrant assimilation
Also he's wrong, Pizza Hut definitely tastes the same way it did in the early 90s. So does Fuddruckers (if you can find one). And some places are better than they were then (hi Chili's and Applebee's)
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Also he's wrong, Pizza Hut definitely tastes the same way it did in the early 90s. So does Fuddruckers (if you can find one). And some places are better than they were then (hi Chili's and Applebee's)
Also he's just wrong. Pizza Hut tastes exactly the same as it did 30 years ago. You can think that's bad or good, but...
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Also he's just wrong. Pizza Hut tastes exactly the same as it did 30 years ago. You can think that's bad or good, but...
So as a DC resident you'd be OK with going back to dumping raw sewage in the Potomac like they used to before 1966?
November 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
So as a DC resident you'd be OK with going back to dumping raw sewage in the Potomac like they used to before 1966?
"John Adams was a 'schmoopy' guy" is immensely fun and humanizing
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"John Adams was a 'schmoopy' guy" is immensely fun and humanizing
"Can you believe Barack Obama didn't have time for me??"
How on earth do you work for Dems for literal years and not pick up on the party's strong 'pay your dues, put in the hours' culture?
How on earth do you work for Dems for literal years and not pick up on the party's strong 'pay your dues, put in the hours' culture?
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Can you believe Barack Obama didn't have time for me??"
How on earth do you work for Dems for literal years and not pick up on the party's strong 'pay your dues, put in the hours' culture?
How on earth do you work for Dems for literal years and not pick up on the party's strong 'pay your dues, put in the hours' culture?
Going back to Christine O'Donnell and Sharron Angle, Republicans are basically on year 15 of "lose this winnable seat with a joke nominee"
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Going back to Christine O'Donnell and Sharron Angle, Republicans are basically on year 15 of "lose this winnable seat with a joke nominee"
Well those are full of libs and college students. Can't bring THEM in!
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Well those are full of libs and college students. Can't bring THEM in!
I'll tell you this right now, if Glenn Youngkin or Corey Stewart or any other local right wing loser tried to offer me sympathy about a dead family member, I'd tell them exactly what orifice they could violently insert that sympathy into
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I'll tell you this right now, if Glenn Youngkin or Corey Stewart or any other local right wing loser tried to offer me sympathy about a dead family member, I'd tell them exactly what orifice they could violently insert that sympathy into
Virginia and Maryland uniting over disliking West Virginia like Commanders and Eagles fans uniting around "fuck the Cowboys"
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Virginia and Maryland uniting over disliking West Virginia like Commanders and Eagles fans uniting around "fuck the Cowboys"
They "allowed" us to keep Franklin County specifically to draw out Roanoke (libs) and Montgomery County (VA Tech students)
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
They "allowed" us to keep Franklin County specifically to draw out Roanoke (libs) and Montgomery County (VA Tech students)
Well they can't let them in, they're full of filthy college students and libs.
I'm sure that'll totally work out great for Augusta and Rockingham Counties
I'm sure that'll totally work out great for Augusta and Rockingham Counties
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Well they can't let them in, they're full of filthy college students and libs.
I'm sure that'll totally work out great for Augusta and Rockingham Counties
I'm sure that'll totally work out great for Augusta and Rockingham Counties
WelcomeFest Expanded Universe: "The 2024 alignment is permanent and Dems just have to be more conservative now"
Dems: "Bet"
Dems: "Bet"
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
WelcomeFest Expanded Universe: "The 2024 alignment is permanent and Dems just have to be more conservative now"
Dems: "Bet"
Dems: "Bet"
I'm not sure which is funnier, "we should be more like runaway political success Jesse Jackson" or "we should totally be taking lessons from an election 37 years ago in which Oklahoma voted more Democratic than New Hampshire"
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I'm not sure which is funnier, "we should be more like runaway political success Jesse Jackson" or "we should totally be taking lessons from an election 37 years ago in which Oklahoma voted more Democratic than New Hampshire"