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Dave
@hardvice.bsky.social
The Internet was a mistake
“Antifa and transgender ideology”
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
♫ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♫
July 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Caught this out of the corner of my eye. Misread it as “children’s viagra”.

I am very smart.
December 13, 2024 at 8:24 PM
November 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Needed a place to put my watch while I’m in the shower. Is this upcyvling? I feel like this is upcycling.
September 8, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Today, in email marketers who deserve a raise
March 21, 2024 at 7:19 PM
At least *I* think I’m funny.
February 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
January 3, 2024 at 3:43 AM
December 29, 2023 at 1:17 AM
Fun Christmas Eve pic of my union suit, my hounds, and just barely technically my junk I guess.
December 25, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Happy Flannel Cat Friday!
December 8, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Hi-viz lap cat of the now.
December 7, 2023 at 8:07 PM
December 7, 2023 at 3:47 PM
December 6, 2023 at 11:53 PM
The Odyssey is a man goes on a journey
The Aeneid is a stranger comes to town
The Iliad is Godzilla vs Megashark
December 4, 2023 at 8:33 PM
♫ YOO-OO-OU SOFT AND ONLY ♫
♫ YOO-OO-OU LOST AND LONELY ♫
♫ YOO-OO-OU… ♫
December 4, 2023 at 6:27 PM
Well said, electric dumpling maker.
December 3, 2023 at 8:38 PM
*opens YouTube*
*closes YouTube*
December 3, 2023 at 6:49 PM
Fun with alt text
December 3, 2023 at 6:41 PM