“Antifa and transgender ideology”
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“Antifa and transgender ideology”
USLS of the now: Brain reached for L. Ron Hubbard, came up with L. Ron Howard.
September 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
USLS of the now: Brain reached for L. Ron Hubbard, came up with L. Ron Howard.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that peanut butter cups shaped like eggs or trees or pumpkins or whatever just taste better, that’s just science.
July 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that peanut butter cups shaped like eggs or trees or pumpkins or whatever just taste better, that’s just science.
♫ SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME ♫
♫ I HOPE HE HURRIES, MY JAW IS NUMB ♫
♫ I HOPE HE HURRIES, MY JAW IS NUMB ♫
July 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
♫ SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME ♫
♫ I HOPE HE HURRIES, MY JAW IS NUMB ♫
♫ I HOPE HE HURRIES, MY JAW IS NUMB ♫
♫ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♫
July 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
♫ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? ♫
Not saying I finally remembered I had a Bluesky account just because I came here to block JD Vance, but not not saying that either.
June 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Not saying I finally remembered I had a Bluesky account just because I came here to block JD Vance, but not not saying that either.
You know you are jaded when you are watching baking-themed porn and criticizing an actor’s poor kneading technique.
January 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You know you are jaded when you are watching baking-themed porn and criticizing an actor’s poor kneading technique.
Caught this out of the corner of my eye. Misread it as “children’s viagra”.
I am very smart.
I am very smart.
December 13, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Caught this out of the corner of my eye. Misread it as “children’s viagra”.
I am very smart.
I am very smart.
I don’t really go in for twinks, what with finding most humans under the age of 30 annoying and exhausting, but I do have a soft spot for twink porn bottoms with sex flush.
They’re like… mood twinks. Fuck ‘em and they change color.
Adorable.
They’re like… mood twinks. Fuck ‘em and they change color.
Adorable.
December 10, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I don’t really go in for twinks, what with finding most humans under the age of 30 annoying and exhausting, but I do have a soft spot for twink porn bottoms with sex flush.
They’re like… mood twinks. Fuck ‘em and they change color.
Adorable.
They’re like… mood twinks. Fuck ‘em and they change color.
Adorable.
I feel left out of the great migration, so let me state for the record that now, instead of forgetting to post on Twitter for months at a time, I forget to post here for months at a time, and of all the socials I never use, this is my favorite.
November 13, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I feel left out of the great migration, so let me state for the record that now, instead of forgetting to post on Twitter for months at a time, I forget to post here for months at a time, and of all the socials I never use, this is my favorite.
“Bitches get scritches” is definitely not a thing I say to my dog every time I rub her butt.
October 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
“Bitches get scritches” is definitely not a thing I say to my dog every time I rub her butt.
Needed a place to put my watch while I’m in the shower. Is this upcyvling? I feel like this is upcycling.
September 8, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Needed a place to put my watch while I’m in the shower. Is this upcyvling? I feel like this is upcycling.
Why are there suddenly so many Portuguese spam posts all over Bluesk… oh.
Elon Musk somehow manages to ruin even things he has nothing to do with.
Elon Musk somehow manages to ruin even things he has nothing to do with.
September 7, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Why are there suddenly so many Portuguese spam posts all over Bluesk… oh.
Elon Musk somehow manages to ruin even things he has nothing to do with.
Elon Musk somehow manages to ruin even things he has nothing to do with.
It occurs to me that I *do* have an existing connection to Las Vegas: when my dad got back from Thailand during Vietnam, they were stationed at Nellis for a year before he decided to go to college/OCS. They liked the desert so much he looked for a desert school with a good engineering program.
June 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
It occurs to me that I *do* have an existing connection to Las Vegas: when my dad got back from Thailand during Vietnam, they were stationed at Nellis for a year before he decided to go to college/OCS. They liked the desert so much he looked for a desert school with a good engineering program.
♫ SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER ♫
♫ GONNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR BROTHER ♫
— possibly not the actual lyrics to that BTS song
♫ GONNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR BROTHER ♫
— possibly not the actual lyrics to that BTS song
May 24, 2024 at 12:07 AM
♫ SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER ♫
♫ GONNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR BROTHER ♫
— possibly not the actual lyrics to that BTS song
♫ GONNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR BROTHER ♫
— possibly not the actual lyrics to that BTS song
Think I am probably safely past the age where “porn star” is a career prospect, but if it were, I would use the nom de risqué “Dr. Bruce Boner”.
March 23, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Think I am probably safely past the age where “porn star” is a career prospect, but if it were, I would use the nom de risqué “Dr. Bruce Boner”.
Today, in email marketers who deserve a raise
March 21, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Today, in email marketers who deserve a raise
This week has been, like, a lot.
Send booze.
Send booze.
March 12, 2024 at 6:26 PM
This week has been, like, a lot.
Send booze.
Send booze.
Email Marketer selling perfectly normal underpants: Tee-hee! OMG these are SO NAUGHTY we can’t POSSIBLY show you them in email! Click the link.
Mr. S Leather: Here’s a leather address book. Here, have a hardcore video of two guys fucking next to it right in your inbox.
BE LIKE MR. S
Mr. S Leather: Here’s a leather address book. Here, have a hardcore video of two guys fucking next to it right in your inbox.
BE LIKE MR. S
February 4, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Email Marketer selling perfectly normal underpants: Tee-hee! OMG these are SO NAUGHTY we can’t POSSIBLY show you them in email! Click the link.
Mr. S Leather: Here’s a leather address book. Here, have a hardcore video of two guys fucking next to it right in your inbox.
BE LIKE MR. S
Mr. S Leather: Here’s a leather address book. Here, have a hardcore video of two guys fucking next to it right in your inbox.
BE LIKE MR. S
At least *I* think I’m funny.
February 3, 2024 at 3:16 AM
At least *I* think I’m funny.
Texas weather going full Matt Gaetz next week (into the mid teens).
January 13, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Texas weather going full Matt Gaetz next week (into the mid teens).
My New Year’s resolution is to stop calling Pikachus “Pikachodes” and “Pikachunts” based on their gender.
December 30, 2023 at 9:43 PM
My New Year’s resolution is to stop calling Pikachus “Pikachodes” and “Pikachunts” based on their gender.