Now here’s an all-time wife-guy name. He lived to be 79 and was survived by his wife, which means he spent his whole adult life getting wifemogged by nominative determinism.

real Advent-heads know what’s up

Hey bad news everybody, we’re all gonna die 50 years ago.

Kevin Burkhardt and Tom Brady are like musicians falling so far behind the beat they’re almost ahead. Brady talks alllllll the way through the snap of the ball, then when the play is almost over KB gets a word in about what happened as the next play sets up, rinse and repeat. Really bad.

I lowered my voice two octaves. And then reached a crescendo with it. Built different.

Been thinking a lot about the VF Cormac McCarthy piece and I think you shouldn’t be allowed to insert yourself into a story like that unless you can be funny in print or you’re so well known and established as a writer that we’d expect it from you.

considering doing a Post to get things started.