More like *geek chorus* in my cause. am I right?

*menacing silence from the arena*

Oh he handles all the financials personally. Really proud of his work too. Makes sure the soldiers know he is paying them too.

I'm so glad to have a trusted advisor, may a trusted friend always whispering in my ear!

Thank you, my most trusted advisor, Cruellian Evail helped me on it. He kept saying "yes... This will do quite nicely" before laughing so I'm really proud of it :D

Does this budget look good?

Food: 20 gold pieces

Army: 50 gold

Jester: 1,000,000 gold

Jewels: 30 gold

Don't want my kingdom to starve

My court jester always says this when I entire the room.

I tell them that my oracle told me I'd die in the bath and they just said "then m'lord, you will sure live forever" and the whole court laughed

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.