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Happybuoy
@happybuoy.bsky.social
Part-time *Artiste*, full-time MENACE

Pronouns: She/Her

"A *cool* person"
-someone (probably)

[Mental note: I think this could use some more of those *good* words.
So you can expect this to get wordier]
Ass is beautiful
July 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Life is a journey.

How i identify what i'm feeling and what language i use to describe it is not set in stone.
So i'll keep discovering myself and express myself in turn.

Right now i think that She/Her pronouns fit me the best.

I didn't arrive easily at that conclusion.
May 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That's right! I'm back! THAT'S RIGHT
Still no cheese though

(this was funnier in my head. Like way funnier. But i am back nonetheless.)
April 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Neon ant-ics
April 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
About my gender/pronouns: As you may not know I've been identifying as agender for some time now. I've first had thoughts of questioning my gender about 4 years ago. During that time i started to realize that my agab doesn't really fit me.
I didn't tell anybody about this because i was scared.
January 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
So i had a dream this week that i was watching my favorite Spongebob episode. Well at least in the dream it was my favorite. The episode took place only at the Crusty Crab (not even on the inside just outside of it). And only Mr. Crabs and Spongebob were there + some random Bikini Bottom citizens.
January 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
That last post has NOTHING to do with cheese btw
December 9, 2024 at 5:21 PM
WEE-WOO!!! WEE-WOO!!! Art drop :3
December 9, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Prepare for MAXIMUM CHEESE
December 6, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Recently i've come to realize just how helpful sharing your thoughts can be. It's a powerful tool of communication that i've been trying to utilize a lot more.

Though sharing ones thoughts can be scary, as long as you have people you love/trust with whom you can share them it'll be worth it!
December 6, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I want to take a moment to complain about the character limit.
I don't like it.
Like why is 300 the MAX number of letters we are allowed to use?
Why not make it 600, 900 or 6900?
i want to be able to write a books-worth of characters inside my posts.
I want to write a post as massive as a tome!
November 22, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Now, who is this little "guy"?
No seriously: WHO IS THIS!?
I do not now this smol alien with tentacles for hands.
They just appeared one night next to my bed and said that i should go and-...

If you happen to spot that freak of nature, please report them to your local authorities IMMEDIATELY.
November 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Today i walked into the bathroom, got in a stall, sat down to take a big fat shit, when i hear another person enters the bathroom, get to a stall, fart once and start moaning for about a minute every 5 seconds consistently, then leaving immediately after
(i can't remember if they washed their hands)
November 12, 2024 at 9:29 PM
So i'm gonna do a NEW thing from today forward.
Well new for this account maybe. I didn't invent it or anything.
But that's not the point.
The point is, that i'm going to start posting little anecdotes from my life here.
Now you may ask yourself: "Why did they even write this?"
A valid question
November 12, 2024 at 9:17 PM
At low levels however,
the mechanosensory neurons,
that are embedded in your fingers,
allowing you to experience the sensation of touch,
will be as *coarse* as sandpaper.

(alright just... BREATHE. you can do this!)

(4/4)

FLAWLESS!
June 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Like those *wicked* wooden popsicle sticks
or those *devilish*, wet shower curtains!
You fucking hate those!

(3/4)

Why did i write 1 of 4 in the last one and not 2 of 4???

I think i'm going mad
June 19, 2024 at 7:30 PM
At high levels, you will be really in *touch*
with your abillity to feel things (physically),
a real „touchy feely“ kinda person,
but you'll almost feel *to* much aswell.
Even the thought of touching certain things
will make you shiver in disgust.

(1 of 3 or 4 why did i write of and not "/" ?)
June 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
And now
another skill description
in the style of Disco Elysium...

Awareness [touch]:
The world is at your fingertips, literally!
Feel the *love* and
*disgust*
of the material world!

(1 of 3)
June 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
First art post.
Here we go!

This is "Schemer" (pronouns he/him)
He is an alien, from OUTER SPACE! (lol)
He arrived on earth rather recently
and is still getting his barrings on human civilisation.
he thinks they're quite weird,
but he has found *some* with whom he "vibes".
They're a trio now! :)
June 15, 2024 at 2:20 PM
At low levels however,
you won't be able to pick up on many of the intriguing bread crums,
the outside world leaves behind for you to find.

(3/3)
June 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Like when you're on the bus and you don't know where to look except at a strangers face,
so you *have to* look directly at them,
but they look back and you turn your head away as fast
(and as awkwardly) as that neck of yours will possibly allow you to.

(2,5/3)
June 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
At high levels, this skill allows you to see things other people
might miss or don't *want* to see.
But sometimes your opsession with observing things,
especially other people,
can lead to some pretty awkward situations.

(2/3)
June 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
And now
a skill description in the style of Disco Elysium...

Awareness [sight]:
You percive the world through a large, revealling "lens".
With its help,
few details of your suroundings will escape your watchfull eyeballs.

(1/3)
June 5, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Ahhh that's that good shit!
That, treating others with respect and dignity,
shit.
That, gently *and* metaphorically kissing someones genitalia, shit.

What's "that" you ask?
"That"... is a hypothetical.
May 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM