Hapless Simulacrum
haplesssimulacrum.bsky.social
Hapless Simulacrum
@haplesssimulacrum.bsky.social
Cavalcading cannibal constituent. Came to this corner to contemplate complex cornucopia of considerations.
The only time I will post one those waste of existence.
July 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I meant moss which is a replacement for mold because moss is funnier. Fuck you auto correct. I hope your creator loses all of his fingers and the stumps get infected.
July 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The hair miss will come to claim your soul.
July 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I think if the Gacha was made by Irish people it would be less ugly.
July 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It was very impressive. Roughly twice the size of a person. A bit more or less depending on the person.
July 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I didn't play the DLC though. So maybe that fixes it.
July 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I fucking love the part in Blade Runner where Deckard gets a new gun that deals 20% more damage and he goes "Hell yeah. I can't wait to kill more terrible Japanese stereotypes!!!"
July 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It should let me romance someone that's not normal ass fleshy human with metal bits glued on their skin. I always thought cyberpunk was a way to explore alienation and what makes us humans. Turns out it's about violence on minorities and making it big TM.
July 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Also, you can't fuck Johnny Silverhand which makes me really annoyed. Like, yeah, I get he's a violent misogynistic narcissist but I don't think the game even knows and that and don't yuck my yum. I just think if you're going to have a setting with AIs and people constantly swapping their body parts
July 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
No. It's worse. Cyberpunk is deeply confused about its genre and has a bad case of edgelordism that makes a lot of the player's actions feel deliberately pointless. I'm a self-avowed edgelord but if all outcomes to a quest are equally shitty and say nothing you should go back to your draft.
July 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Get a load of this guy
July 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Awww. That is lore accurate and also very sweet. ❤️
March 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Whichever! I'm so out of Rise I would have to relearn it anyways. Might as well do some Gundam United.
January 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Next week? This week is unfortunately taken by SAO.
January 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Your mom is a hater anyways.
January 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I have to post my criticism on social media because most 2077 fans I know are too emotionally fragile to handle their game being criticized. They'll still jump down my throat for enjoying Starfield though.
September 7, 2024 at 3:33 PM
The other worse thing about that game is how boring it is mechanically. There's no enemy variety. And yeah you can get all this movement and hacking stuff but nothing in the game remotely justifies it. Airdashing serves no purpose when most battlefields are flat and filled with gun dudes.
September 7, 2024 at 3:28 PM