Hapless Simulacrum
@haplesssimulacrum.bsky.social
Cavalcading cannibal constituent. Came to this corner to contemplate complex cornucopia of considerations.
Y'all think Christian Grey is related to Earl Grey? So much to think about...
July 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Y'all think Christian Grey is related to Earl Grey? So much to think about...
Everyone wants to fuck Yukinojo.
July 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Everyone wants to fuck Yukinojo.
Turns out. I have a lot more mosquito bites than I thought I did. I simply did not feel them as a result of my superior genetics.
July 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Turns out. I have a lot more mosquito bites than I thought I did. I simply did not feel them as a result of my superior genetics.
I fucking hate horses. I wish humans had never domesticated them and instead hunted them to instinction.
July 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I fucking hate horses. I wish humans had never domesticated them and instead hunted them to instinction.
This one is gonna go crazy with my Iranian audience
March 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This one is gonna go crazy with my Iranian audience
People newly added to shitlist. Educational representatives, Computer Science students(Already there but they get 2 entries, and [comment removed so I don't get cancelled].
January 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
People newly added to shitlist. Educational representatives, Computer Science students(Already there but they get 2 entries, and [comment removed so I don't get cancelled].
SAO has so many similarities to Arcane. It's kinda crazy no one is discussing it.
November 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
SAO has so many similarities to Arcane. It's kinda crazy no one is discussing it.
Question for IT people. Why the fuck are people investing truck loads of money if every business runs on software older than the median age of their IT department's workers? Y'all are producing pointlessness and my question was insincere.
September 27, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Question for IT people. Why the fuck are people investing truck loads of money if every business runs on software older than the median age of their IT department's workers? Y'all are producing pointlessness and my question was insincere.
I love how most people who hate on Starfield turn out to be Cyberpunk 2077 fans. Even though that game is uglier, easier, mechanically less complex, and somehow more buggy after years of update than Starfield was on launch. The story fucking blows too.
September 7, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I love how most people who hate on Starfield turn out to be Cyberpunk 2077 fans. Even though that game is uglier, easier, mechanically less complex, and somehow more buggy after years of update than Starfield was on launch. The story fucking blows too.
You know who I hate? Fuckers who make their entire personality hating on hot cocoa made with what. I'm not making it for you so stfu.
September 7, 2024 at 3:04 PM
You know who I hate? Fuckers who make their entire personality hating on hot cocoa made with what. I'm not making it for you so stfu.
4 tbsp of cocoa mix? You out of your goddamn mind Starbucks lmao???
September 7, 2024 at 3:03 PM
4 tbsp of cocoa mix? You out of your goddamn mind Starbucks lmao???
I never see anyone discuss how 4chan turned the f-slur into a meaningless suffix. As far as I know it's the only place where that kind of behavior exists. Prolly because it's a pretty obvious attempt to be shocking/edgy without offering much else. So maybe just by bringing it up I'm playing into it.
January 10, 2024 at 10:18 PM
I never see anyone discuss how 4chan turned the f-slur into a meaningless suffix. As far as I know it's the only place where that kind of behavior exists. Prolly because it's a pretty obvious attempt to be shocking/edgy without offering much else. So maybe just by bringing it up I'm playing into it.
You know what? Fuck Americans. They hate every other country and then act like the xenophobia America has is bad. My brother in Christ. You spend hours bitching about places you've never been.
January 8, 2024 at 10:06 PM
You know what? Fuck Americans. They hate every other country and then act like the xenophobia America has is bad. My brother in Christ. You spend hours bitching about places you've never been.
The Grinch live action kinda hit gold when they made him horny for a milf.
December 25, 2023 at 12:52 AM
The Grinch live action kinda hit gold when they made him horny for a milf.
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The best part of waking up...
December 24, 2023 at 5:53 AM
The best part of waking up...
Chatting books with my girlies is good for the soul, fr fr. 💯
December 24, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Chatting books with my girlies is good for the soul, fr fr. 💯
Going to start looking at porn on my phone in public transport. I don't even really care for porn I just want to upset people who are too curious to be polite.
December 22, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Going to start looking at porn on my phone in public transport. I don't even really care for porn I just want to upset people who are too curious to be polite.
I'm going for a new aesthetic. I'm calling it middle-aged while collar-core. I go to work and say things like "It is what it is" "Another day, another dollar" "Circle back" and "Pushing the envelope".
December 22, 2023 at 5:51 PM
I'm going for a new aesthetic. I'm calling it middle-aged while collar-core. I go to work and say things like "It is what it is" "Another day, another dollar" "Circle back" and "Pushing the envelope".
Code Vein respects women!
December 22, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Code Vein respects women!
@gothgf.bsky.social Are you going to wear the green panties this weekend?
December 21, 2023 at 4:19 AM
@gothgf.bsky.social Are you going to wear the green panties this weekend?
I'm tired. I'm going to start one upping annoying people when they complain. They do it to me all the time anyways. "Ugh, I had to get up early today" "Uhhhhh okay! Well I have to wake up at 3 am every morning to get kicked in shin by my landlord because I live in a concentration camp" STFU!
November 27, 2023 at 10:14 PM
I'm tired. I'm going to start one upping annoying people when they complain. They do it to me all the time anyways. "Ugh, I had to get up early today" "Uhhhhh okay! Well I have to wake up at 3 am every morning to get kicked in shin by my landlord because I live in a concentration camp" STFU!
MBTI is astrology for terminally online insane people.
November 25, 2023 at 6:49 PM
MBTI is astrology for terminally online insane people.
Just watched Maquia Promised Flower Blooms whatever whatever. I am begging you, anime fans. You deserve better than this shit. Please, for my sake, for our sake, for your sake, develop actual fucking standards.
November 25, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Just watched Maquia Promised Flower Blooms whatever whatever. I am begging you, anime fans. You deserve better than this shit. Please, for my sake, for our sake, for your sake, develop actual fucking standards.
I hate when they make the bath water yellow in anime.
November 23, 2023 at 7:11 PM
I hate when they make the bath water yellow in anime.