Bat'leth Magnet
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Think I'll just take a nap instead.
They/Them 🏳️⚧️
They/Them 🏳️⚧️
Can't find tinned snorks anywhere these days
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Can't find tinned snorks anywhere these days
Can't tell if your art is actually AI slop or if your style is just fucking hideous
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Can't tell if your art is actually AI slop or if your style is just fucking hideous
Crew of the voyager just straight up performing necromancy with the (looted) caretaker's corpse to stalk its estranged wife
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Crew of the voyager just straight up performing necromancy with the (looted) caretaker's corpse to stalk its estranged wife
Some neighborhood kid sets off a single firework at 3am, and here I am eagerly checking the news
September 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Some neighborhood kid sets off a single firework at 3am, and here I am eagerly checking the news
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If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
July 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country
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There’s not one rule that says you can’t use kittens
July 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
There’s not one rule that says you can’t use kittens
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I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
July 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
Onerous torture
June 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Onerous torture
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Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
May 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location?
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
weatherstar.netbymatt.com
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DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You
My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo
youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc
My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo
youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc
January 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You
My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo
youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc
My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo
youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc
A comprehensive guide to the exclamations of the distressed southern lady
May 7, 2025 at 8:52 AM
A comprehensive guide to the exclamations of the distressed southern lady
Wife's phone alarm sounds like tinkerbell having a five-alarm orgasm
March 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Wife's phone alarm sounds like tinkerbell having a five-alarm orgasm
There's probably a drug for that
March 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
There's probably a drug for that
We should start a national registry of people who need to get beaten to death with hammers.
March 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
We should start a national registry of people who need to get beaten to death with hammers.
Take off your bones and show them to heaven
March 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Take off your bones and show them to heaven
Figured I should post something, so here's a mantis I encountered yesterday:
September 4, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Figured I should post something, so here's a mantis I encountered yesterday:
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Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
May 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
Li'l buddy was not happy that my wife had strangers over.
February 13, 2024 at 8:50 AM
Li'l buddy was not happy that my wife had strangers over.
Still a bunch of sauce left.
February 11, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Still a bunch of sauce left.
Dark, cold, and rainy should be a valid excuse for skipping work and nesting at home with my cat, a book, some film scores, and the obscene amount of leftover spaghetti sauce I have in the fridge
February 8, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Dark, cold, and rainy should be a valid excuse for skipping work and nesting at home with my cat, a book, some film scores, and the obscene amount of leftover spaghetti sauce I have in the fridge