Carlos
@haphazardwhore.bsky.social
No set agenda just here for the fun. Posts/pics usually NSFW. Pic is me. 18+ ONLY. NJ/NYC based
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No, it's not (Thong) Thursday - sorry if you thought tomorrow was Friday
But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
No, it's not (Thong) Thursday - sorry if you thought tomorrow was Friday
But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜
#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜
#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜
#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜
#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Lemme bounce my humps on you this fine Hump Day
#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lemme bounce my humps on you this fine Hump Day
#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
Trying to get more f on this #fcf #fatcockfriday
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trying to get more f on this #fcf #fatcockfriday
Most recently? This one. Like, that's MY ass?! 🤤
October 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Most recently? This one. Like, that's MY ass?! 🤤
Stretching is important. Gotta warm up those hips and lower back for vigorous activities 😜
#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stretching is important. Gotta warm up those hips and lower back for vigorous activities 😜
#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
Where'd my video icon go?! How am I supposed to post smut without it?!
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Where'd my video icon go?! How am I supposed to post smut without it?!
I'm wearing white after Labor Day - what're you gonna do about it?! 😜
#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
September 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm wearing white after Labor Day - what're you gonna do about it?! 😜
#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
Not much space in this stall... But, maybe if you put your dick inside me we can both fit? 🤗
#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
September 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Not much space in this stall... But, maybe if you put your dick inside me we can both fit? 🤗
#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Boy in blue for Hump Day. I shouldn't be the one spreading my cheeks though 😔
#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
August 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Boy in blue for Hump Day. I shouldn't be the one spreading my cheeks though 😔
#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
August 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Here's a generic ass pic for Hump Day
Is there a video associated with this pic? I'll never tell! 😜
#gayass #humpmeday #gaybutt #gaysex #gayfucking
Is there a video associated with this pic? I'll never tell! 😜
#gayass #humpmeday #gaybutt #gaysex #gayfucking
August 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Here's a generic ass pic for Hump Day
Is there a video associated with this pic? I'll never tell! 😜
#gayass #humpmeday #gaybutt #gaysex #gayfucking
Is there a video associated with this pic? I'll never tell! 😜
#gayass #humpmeday #gaybutt #gaysex #gayfucking
Hole, pussy, cunt, bussy - I don't care what you call it. Just spread it, eat it and breed it
Happy Hump Day
#manpussy #gayass #humpday #gayfucking #gaysex
Happy Hump Day
#manpussy #gayass #humpday #gayfucking #gaysex
July 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hole, pussy, cunt, bussy - I don't care what you call it. Just spread it, eat it and breed it
Happy Hump Day
#manpussy #gayass #humpday #gayfucking #gaysex
Happy Hump Day
#manpussy #gayass #humpday #gayfucking #gaysex
Just hanging around with tit tuggers on; you know, as one does 😜
June 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Just hanging around with tit tuggers on; you know, as one does 😜
June 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
June 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM