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Carlos
@haphazardwhore.bsky.social
No set agenda just here for the fun. Posts/pics usually NSFW. Pic is me. 18+ ONLY. NJ/NYC based
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No, it's not (Thong) Thursday - sorry if you thought tomorrow was Friday

But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!

#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Am I big enough to do flexy poses yet? 🥺

#nastypiggay #nastypig #gay #gaymuscle #musclemonday
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Happy Halloween! 🎃

Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜

#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Hump (me in a stall) Day!

#humpmeday #gayass #manass #gayexhib #jockstrapwednesday
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Thongs are for every day that ends in -y

#tushytuesday #thonger #gayass #manass
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trying to get more f on this #fcf #fatcockfriday
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Most recently? This one. Like, that's MY ass?! 🤤
October 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Stretching is important. Gotta warm up those hips and lower back for vigorous activities 😜

#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Where'd my video icon go?! How am I supposed to post smut without it?!
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm wearing white after Labor Day - what're you gonna do about it?! 😜

#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
September 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Not much space in this stall... But, maybe if you put your dick inside me we can both fit? 🤗

#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
September 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Wednesday: jockstrap, pink, Hump Day

#humpmeday #jockbulge #manass #gayass
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Boy in blue for Hump Day. I shouldn't be the one spreading my cheeks though 😔

#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
August 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Here's looking at you for Titty Tuesday

#tittytuesday #manpecs #pecs #nipples #gaypecs
August 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Here's a generic ass pic for Hump Day

Is there a video associated with this pic? I'll never tell! 😜

#gayass #humpmeday #gaybutt #gaysex #gayfucking
August 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hole, pussy, cunt, bussy - I don't care what you call it. Just spread it, eat it and breed it

Happy Hump Day

#manpussy #gayass #humpday #gayfucking #gaysex
July 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
July 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Does the sun make my bulge look big?

#bulge #bulges #vpl
July 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
As festive as I get
July 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just hanging around with tit tuggers on; you know, as one does 😜
June 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
June 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Who else is getting hollowed out for Hump Day? 😈

#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #gaysex
June 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM