Carlos
@haphazardwhore.bsky.social
No set agenda just here for the fun. Posts/pics usually NSFW. Pic is me. 18+ ONLY. NJ/NYC based
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No, it's not (Thong) Thursday - sorry if you thought tomorrow was Friday
But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
No, it's not (Thong) Thursday - sorry if you thought tomorrow was Friday
But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!
#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜
#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜
#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Halloween! 🎃
Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜
#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜
#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
(I have to remind myself that some of the bodies I admire, and aspire to, are on something a little ✨extra✨ and that I can't expect dynamic results like that)
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
(I have to remind myself that some of the bodies I admire, and aspire to, are on something a little ✨extra✨ and that I can't expect dynamic results like that)
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The moment you post an AI picture, you place a question mark over every legit photo of you
October 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The moment you post an AI picture, you place a question mark over every legit photo of you
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Lemme bounce my humps on you this fine Hump Day
#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Lemme bounce my humps on you this fine Hump Day
#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
#humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
Trying to get more f on this #fcf #fatcockfriday
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trying to get more f on this #fcf #fatcockfriday
Stretching is important. Gotta warm up those hips and lower back for vigorous activities 😜
#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
September 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Stretching is important. Gotta warm up those hips and lower back for vigorous activities 😜
#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
#gaythong #thonger #thongthursday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayslut
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Where'd my video icon go?! How am I supposed to post smut without it?!
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Where'd my video icon go?! How am I supposed to post smut without it?!
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I hope I can find a fuck buddy who just wants to take slutty pics of me and doesn’t take it personal in any capacity
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I hope I can find a fuck buddy who just wants to take slutty pics of me and doesn’t take it personal in any capacity
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No but, okay hear me out, big bear (any age) holding you in his arms while fingering you at the same time, whispering how eager he is to fuck your hole until you forget what colours are and what a good boy you're being.
September 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
No but, okay hear me out, big bear (any age) holding you in his arms while fingering you at the same time, whispering how eager he is to fuck your hole until you forget what colours are and what a good boy you're being.
I'm wearing white after Labor Day - what're you gonna do about it?! 😜
#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
September 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I'm wearing white after Labor Day - what're you gonna do about it?! 😜
#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
#fbf #fatbuttfriday #gayass #gaysex #gayexhib #jockstrapfriday
Not much space in this stall... But, maybe if you put your dick inside me we can both fit? 🤗
#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
September 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Not much space in this stall... But, maybe if you put your dick inside me we can both fit? 🤗
#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
#humpday #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #manass #gayass #manpussy #gaysex
August 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If I had a big dick I'd probably be insufferable; that's why god didn't give me one 😔
August 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If I had a big dick I'd probably be insufferable; that's why god didn't give me one 😔
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Back from hole-iday 🥰 What's everyone been up to?
August 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Back from hole-iday 🥰 What's everyone been up to?
Boy in blue for Hump Day. I shouldn't be the one spreading my cheeks though 😔
#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
August 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Boy in blue for Hump Day. I shouldn't be the one spreading my cheeks though 😔
#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
#humpday #humpmeday #manass #jockstrapass #gayass #manpussy #gaymanpussy
August 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This is the best - no guesswork. Hard part is finding those with which you match as fwb. The paradox of having to hook up to make fwbs
I like to get to a point with my fwbs where we know each other so well that we can make each other cum at will. Know each others spots. Know how to keep eqch other guessing. Know when to ramp up intensity or ease up. The right moments to make each other 💦💦
August 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is the best - no guesswork. Hard part is finding those with which you match as fwb. The paradox of having to hook up to make fwbs
One of my favorite kinds of men 😈
August 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
One of my favorite kinds of men 😈