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Carlos
@haphazardwhore.bsky.social
No set agenda just here for the fun. Posts/pics usually NSFW. Pic is me. 18+ ONLY. NJ/NYC based
Celebrated Hump Day by getting humped

Gaping, cummy pussy for proof 😈

#humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayass #gaypussy
February 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Pull that string to the side and eat my pussy

#thongthursday #gaythonger #thonger #gayass #manass #gaypussy #gaysex
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This is what you're getting for Hump Day - take it or leave it!

#humpday #jockstrapwednesday #jockstrapgay #gayass #manass
January 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
January 28, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Though actually now I'm thinking about it, @crshort81.bsky.social would you possibly be able to add @persian-wolf22.bsky.social to the various block lists for being an ICE sympathiser, and forward this to others that run block lists.

I urge you all to unfollow his account both here and on twitter.
January 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
January 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Here it is again for #thongthursday
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is the body I'm going with into 2026. Not horrible but not great

Them antidepressants led to an inadvertent bulk so here we are 😅 gotta make the best of it to improve from there
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"What am I looking at?"
What're YOU looking at?

This shirt do be straining 🙈

#gymgay #chooseprotein
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Got room for dessert after your Thanksgiving meal?

#thonger #thongthursday #manass #gayass
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Got room for dessert after your Thanksgiving meal?

#thonger #thongthursday #manass #gayass
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Caught with my pants down 🫢

#thongthursday #thonger #gayexhib #gayass #manass
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Meet me in the stall to celebrate Hump Day

#humpmeday #gayass #jockstrapwednesday #gayexhib #manass #manpussy
November 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
No, it's not (Thong) Thursday - sorry if you thought tomorrow was Friday

But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday!

#thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Am I big enough to do flexy poses yet? 🥺

#nastypiggay #nastypig #gay #gaymuscle #musclemonday
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Happy Halloween! 🎃

Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜

#gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Hump (me in a stall) Day!

#humpmeday #gayass #manass #gayexhib #jockstrapwednesday
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
(I have to remind myself that some of the bodies I admire, and aspire to, are on something a little ✨extra✨ and that I can't expect dynamic results like that)
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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The moment you post an AI picture, you place a question mark over every legit photo of you
October 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Thongs are for every day that ends in -y

#tushytuesday #thonger #gayass #manass
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trying to get more f on this #fcf #fatcockfriday
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM