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Hanoumatoi
@hanoumatoi.bsky.social
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Not the fastest Diablo 3 player in the world, dad, progressive
Seattle, WA area
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Will You Push The Button? Meme Pink button above two pictures. Left picture is a pile of $100 bills and labeled "99% chance of getting $1 million". Right picture is an anime girl with pink hair and a headband with horn looking things labeled "1% chance of becoming a girl" Below are Tumblr responses arch-user 2days ago "as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?" arch-user Yesterday "She said with all too much confidence" melynnwater 7 hours ago "A DAY!?!?!?"
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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And my son, as Dark Link! (And me as Phil Connors from Groundhog Day)
Boy dressed up as Dark Link. Black cap, black tunic, black pants, black shoes. Has a several year old cardboard Hyrule shield I painted. He is grimacing and evil. Large man dressed as Phil Connors in a long black jacket, plaid scarf over each shoulder, white shirt and blue tie.
November 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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My sister Lucy! Thank you for being Wonderful, Lynda!
Woman wearing a Wonder Woman costume with a red shirt, a US flag styled onesie over the top, and Wonder Woman's crown. The woman has glasses on and is grinning ear to ear. She has Down Syndrome and spending her first Halloween in her own apartment!
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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It's Halloween here in Punxatawney. Again.
A large bearded man is dressed with a long black coat over a white shirt and blue tie. He has a plaid scarf draped simply over both shoulders. He has a smile on his lips but not his eyes. It is a Phil Connors from Groundhog Day costume for Halloween
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Our community center had an event where teams of people came and put together a puzzle, and there were snacks and the winners got something but whatever. Last year it was great fun! This year they gave us this puzzle. The least fun I have ever had with a puzzle.
Picture of the poster of the puzzle we did. Presumably it's supposed to be food. In the center is a decent looking burger, there are a couple dishes of french fries around the sides, and a hot dog in a slightly weird looking bun. Every other piece of food is unidentifiable, except for the lettuce underneath the brown mass that has been frosted and sprinkled with some sort of strange candy looking things. The colors are offputting, there are weird lumpy blue things, a yellow jar that turns into something else at the top, and things that almost look like straws or straw candy that change shape and color and size.
October 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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That sucks. In lieu of advice, please accept this picture of a belly hug.
A brown and black tabby cat with a frayed pink collar is lying on a desk. She is resting her head on a hawaiian shirt worn by the photographer. One foreleg is splayed to the left, while the other is out to the right, as though she is trying to hug the belly.
October 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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This is my friend's cat Francine. She likes hair.
October 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Not cats, but a few years ago my mom took me and my son to a Japanese gardens, and there happened to be a wagon load of adorable floofy puppies, so he got to sit in the grass and hug and pet them.
A young boy in a yellow and pink tie dye shirt is sitting on some very green grass. One hand is out to pet a black puppy. There are also 6 other puppies playing within feet of him. Behind him is the wagon some of them came in.
October 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Woman with glasses wearing a robe saying "The greater good" from the movie Hot Fuzz.
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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40,000 screaming fans agree... And that was before this pitch!
September 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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@kenwhite.bsky.social is Soros doing a RICO?
Snippet of a Guardian article about Donald Trump appearing on Fox News. In Friday's comments, he threatened the philanthropist George Soros with a Rico investigation of the sort normally reserved for organised crime. He accused Soros of funding "professional agitators" who were engaging in "more than protest, this is real agitation, this is riots on the streets". In an Oval Office address delivered hours after Kirk was pronounced dead, Trump made menacing remarks indicating he would seek revenge against "organizations that fund and support" political violence. He laid blame for the current plight entirely on what he called the "radical left»
September 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Nancy Mace making it explicit.
all Verizon @ 18:47 @ theguardian.com 0 76%4 In Washington, Republican congresswoman Nancy Mace walked up to reporters before Kirk's death was confirmed and said: "Democrats own what happened today. I am devastated. My kids have called panicking. They, probably all the kids of every conservative in the country called panicking. Just because you speak your mind on an issue doesn't mean you get shot." When the NBC correspondent Ryan Nobles asked, "Then, by that logic, do Republicans own the shooting of the two Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota? Isn't this on both sides?", Mace replied: "Are you kidding me?" "No, I'm asking a serious question" ) Nobles said. "We don't know what condition Charlie Kirk is in right now. Some raging, leftist lunatic put a bullet through his neck and you want to talk about Republicans right now? No?" «This is on the Democrats own this" "
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Murloc and Zergling mostly keep their distance, Murloc would like to play, but Zergling says no.
Tonight however, they knocked over a laundry basket and did this.
Two cats lying in a clothes hamper which is lying on its side on the floor. One is grey and white and looking down, the other is brown and grey, lying scrunched against her sister, looking over her sister's back.
August 31, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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I found a picture of @tales-typos.bsky.social
Matt Bors cartoon of a man saying that people calling Trump supporters racist is forcing him to be a Neo-Nazi.
August 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Our signs from our No Kings protest today.
Large middle aged man with a beard and a sign in blue pink and purple saying "Protect Trans Kids" is next to a boy with a sign that has a drawn yellow crown with a red circle and slash over it, and below it says "No Kings" in black. They are at a protest, and visible between them in the background is a statue of a man struggling with a giant fish. Are they fighting? Kissing? No clue.
June 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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What good buns! Here, my son and I spotted this bun on Tuesday night:
A small brown rabbit sitting on some dirt amongst greenery. The bun is looking off to the right as if wishing it could eat the leaves off the small bushes there, or worrying that my son might be aggressive. He was not, we were calm and slow. The bun from before has turned and we now see them facing to the left. They are nice and long for their size. They are still on the dirt keeping a watchful eye. Bushes with green leaves behind the bun, grass and dandelions in the foreground. Our moving slowly and carefully not towards but alongside the bun was successful in making them feel safe I think! Final bun picture, bun still faces left, but appears to be sniffing for something. Bun still nicely on the dirt for easy photography, framed by the leafy bushes behind and the grass and dandelions in the foreground which is a lot more dandelions in this picture. I blame my son's love of dandelions and spreading their seeds for them.
May 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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@rahaeli.bsky.social I was walking to work today and saw this little bun hopping around someone's yard!
A picture of a bunny in a yard. The bunny is brown and is in the process of turning around to flee, its front legs just pushed off the ground and its back legs are mid jump. It is facing left, and its eye seems to be looking right at the camera. The lawn is green and patchy, more natural than tended, the ground is damp, there are bushes behind a row of moss covered stones, but the bunny ran around the corner of the house instead.
April 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Mary Anne Tebedo also noted the following surprising fact in 1995:
Quote from former Colorado Springs State Senator Mary Anne Tebedo: "Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25."
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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This is my Pascal's Wager.
Transgender flag: light blue bars top and bottom with pink next to them and white in the middle. In front of the flag is a drawn black cat who is looking very cute and fluffy with a picture of a pancake on their head. Text above the cat says "Every time you repost this kitty" Text below the cat says "a transphobic state legislature dies"
April 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I got mine the other day, and it looks great!
An artist sketch of Sergeant Schlock bursting out of his armor with some sort of massive gun. It is a Schlock Mercenary: Mandatory Failure sketch edition and is signed by Howard Taylor. There is also a cool design in the bottom right under the sketch number.
April 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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With alt text
A large yellow feathered costume of a bird is sitting at a conference table with several nondescript youngish white people. It is Big Bird from Sesame Street, and he has paper and large crayons in front of him. The white professionals all have laptops open in front of them. Text labels the figures in the picture. Big Bird is labeled Jeffrey Goldberg. The various others are labeled (clockwise from Big Bird) as GRU Officer, Michael Waltz, JD Vance, MSS Officer, and Pete Hegseth.
March 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Given how many things are my circus and my monkey these days, I need this stretch goal coin from the Schlock Mercenary Kickstarter for Book 19!

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A challenge coin front and back lying on a wooden table. One side says "Nie moj cyrk" in large text over a big top tent and in small text says "not my circus" which is the English translation. The other side says "Nie moje malpy" in big text below several angry monkey heads. Above in small text it says "not my monkeys". The idiom means "not my problem."
March 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Speaking of making things weird, I found this when going through my computer's saved pictures. "This isn't kawaii at all" lives rent free in my head.
A drawing by Randy Millholland. It is designed like a public service poster. The background is black and blue with pawprints. There is a S*P watermark which is a frowning emoji with angry eyebrows. Top text in yellow says "Make tomorrow better today: Spay your catgirl." Below is a drawing of a redheaded catgirl wearing a pink school uniform with pink shoes and a pink bow next to her cat ears. She has a vet's cone to prevent her from licking her stitches, and a pair of bandaids make an x over her belly. She is saying "This isn't kawaii... this isn't kawaii AT ALL!" Bottom yellow text says "A public message from Something*Positive www.somethingpositive.net" Below that in the right is Randy Millholland's signature and year done which I can't read in my saved version.
March 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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@jazzpomegranate.com A friend posted this from an old magazine, I feel like you should sell these.
Old small ad from a magazine, it shows stylized hands on the left banging on drums. Text reads: get JAZZ-IZMS a pocket dictionary of jazz words and phrases cool, hot and dixie only $1 postage paid -- order from Mark III Enterprises Dept.P7 Box 1492 Memphis 1, Tennessee
March 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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@rahaeli.bsky.social a temporary truce at my house.
Two cats lying near each other (though not touching!) The one on the top of the image is a black grey and white tabby lying facing us with her head on the right. She is on top of a teal pillow. She is napping quietly with her tail wrapped around her back legs. The one lower down is also tabby, but with more brown than grey. She also has a blue collar on for her bell to keep her from catching birds. She is lying below the pillow facing the other direction and cleaning her front paw. They do not usually get along super well.
March 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM