i’ll never forgive the human race for what we did to pigeons
December 13, 2023 at 3:26 PM
i’ll never forgive the human race for what we did to pigeons
can’t decide if i have a charlie horse that won’t go away and i just need to take a naproxen or i need to see if i have a blood clot
i’d just really hate to hit my deductible so late in the year
i’d just really hate to hit my deductible so late in the year
December 8, 2023 at 2:45 PM
can’t decide if i have a charlie horse that won’t go away and i just need to take a naproxen or i need to see if i have a blood clot
i’d just really hate to hit my deductible so late in the year
i’d just really hate to hit my deductible so late in the year
we’re having a christmas door decorating contest at work and i hope my idea isn’t too…violent
December 7, 2023 at 3:51 PM
we’re having a christmas door decorating contest at work and i hope my idea isn’t too…violent
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Tough times for @elonmusk. Advertisers leaving Twitter, stock prices going down, and the Von Trapp Family slipped through his fingers.
November 18, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Tough times for @elonmusk. Advertisers leaving Twitter, stock prices going down, and the Von Trapp Family slipped through his fingers.
still thinking about iceland every day
October 31, 2023 at 4:10 PM
still thinking about iceland every day
very rude that it’s october 1 and i can’t comfortably wear a sweater while doing my spooky shopping
October 1, 2023 at 5:39 PM
very rude that it’s october 1 and i can’t comfortably wear a sweater while doing my spooky shopping
one time i went on a weekend trip with a friend and he was a swiftie and it was the same weekend “look what you made me do” dropped and he played it nonstop on the drive up, during, and the drive back
so i know what PTSD is thankyouverymuch
so i know what PTSD is thankyouverymuch
September 24, 2023 at 6:19 AM
one time i went on a weekend trip with a friend and he was a swiftie and it was the same weekend “look what you made me do” dropped and he played it nonstop on the drive up, during, and the drive back
so i know what PTSD is thankyouverymuch
so i know what PTSD is thankyouverymuch
those carpet cleaning videos scratch so many itches for me
September 20, 2023 at 4:18 AM
those carpet cleaning videos scratch so many itches for me
all i want is for someone to feel very sorry for me because i had my IUD removed today and it’s not as not-fun as having it placed, but still not fun ☹️
September 19, 2023 at 8:39 PM
all i want is for someone to feel very sorry for me because i had my IUD removed today and it’s not as not-fun as having it placed, but still not fun ☹️
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Reposted by hannah 🍄
i’ve been with my husband for over a decade now, and trying on my waterproof pants in preparation for my iceland trip is the first time he’s ever said i don’t look sexy
September 13, 2023 at 12:25 AM
i’ve been with my husband for over a decade now, and trying on my waterproof pants in preparation for my iceland trip is the first time he’s ever said i don’t look sexy
tried to see if there was a “celebrity meals at mcdonald’s” wikipedia page because i just don’t get it
September 11, 2023 at 2:04 PM
tried to see if there was a “celebrity meals at mcdonald’s” wikipedia page because i just don’t get it
i have a headache, and i just saw my dog’s paw and it was so small and i cried a little bit, so maybe it’s time for bed already
September 8, 2023 at 9:48 PM
i have a headache, and i just saw my dog’s paw and it was so small and i cried a little bit, so maybe it’s time for bed already
i fear i will go to my grave never having discovered what “diarrhea all the way through the airplane” means
why won’t they tell us
why won’t they tell us
September 6, 2023 at 9:54 PM
i fear i will go to my grave never having discovered what “diarrhea all the way through the airplane” means
why won’t they tell us
why won’t they tell us
btw i went there this past weekend
happy to report they’re still buried
happy to report they’re still buried
according to my sister it’s weird to tell someone you just met where your grandparents are buried
September 6, 2023 at 6:58 PM
btw i went there this past weekend
happy to report they’re still buried
happy to report they’re still buried
apparently my dad’s high school has an incredible theater program and my mom’s high school is one of the best high schools in the country. yet i went to an overcrowded, underfunded rural high school that doesn’t have/isn’t either.
i guess it’s part of the reason i’m such a delightful lil weirdo
i guess it’s part of the reason i’m such a delightful lil weirdo
September 4, 2023 at 5:10 PM
apparently my dad’s high school has an incredible theater program and my mom’s high school is one of the best high schools in the country. yet i went to an overcrowded, underfunded rural high school that doesn’t have/isn’t either.
i guess it’s part of the reason i’m such a delightful lil weirdo
i guess it’s part of the reason i’m such a delightful lil weirdo
i went to my dad’s 50th high school reunion
pro: folks are great conversationalists, reasonably priced cash bar
con: someone asked if i, a 35-year-old, graduated in 1982
pro: folks are great conversationalists, reasonably priced cash bar
con: someone asked if i, a 35-year-old, graduated in 1982
September 3, 2023 at 3:16 AM
i went to my dad’s 50th high school reunion
pro: folks are great conversationalists, reasonably priced cash bar
con: someone asked if i, a 35-year-old, graduated in 1982
pro: folks are great conversationalists, reasonably priced cash bar
con: someone asked if i, a 35-year-old, graduated in 1982
LOVING how many people have told me i look tired today 🥰
September 1, 2023 at 7:38 PM
LOVING how many people have told me i look tired today 🥰
why can’t i book a flight or hotel without second guessing myself nonstop and feeling like i’ve made some huge mistake the moment it’s done
August 30, 2023 at 1:40 AM
why can’t i book a flight or hotel without second guessing myself nonstop and feeling like i’ve made some huge mistake the moment it’s done
i don’t know that i’ve ever been so mightily rocked by a mercury retrograde
at least that’s what i’m blaming it on
at least that’s what i’m blaming it on
August 29, 2023 at 11:46 PM
i don’t know that i’ve ever been so mightily rocked by a mercury retrograde
at least that’s what i’m blaming it on
at least that’s what i’m blaming it on
taking a road trip this weekend with my sister and the aux/bluetooth is broken in her car, so we have to listen to any cds we can find…and i have to say…i’m kinda excited about listening to some very old mix cds
August 29, 2023 at 1:13 PM
taking a road trip this weekend with my sister and the aux/bluetooth is broken in her car, so we have to listen to any cds we can find…and i have to say…i’m kinda excited about listening to some very old mix cds
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according to my sister it’s weird to tell someone you just met where your grandparents are buried
August 29, 2023 at 1:59 AM
according to my sister it’s weird to tell someone you just met where your grandparents are buried
omg i just got my first TOTALLY LEGIT NOT FAKE 100% REAL message to be a sugar baby
August 25, 2023 at 3:17 PM
omg i just got my first TOTALLY LEGIT NOT FAKE 100% REAL message to be a sugar baby