My old boobies tried to kill me, but my new boobies cost $500,000 so they’re pretty nice. Oh also I’m alive and that’s cool.
May 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My old boobies tried to kill me, but my new boobies cost $500,000 so they’re pretty nice. Oh also I’m alive and that’s cool.
A vanilla latte is just bean flavored bean juice.
April 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A vanilla latte is just bean flavored bean juice.
Gym bros just straight raw dogging bench press no warm up blows my mind.
April 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gym bros just straight raw dogging bench press no warm up blows my mind.
When a whole ass hysterectomy hurts just as bad as your regular periods 👀
March 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When a whole ass hysterectomy hurts just as bad as your regular periods 👀
I currently do NOT have a uterus.
March 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I currently do NOT have a uterus.
I currently have a uterus.
March 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I currently have a uterus.
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March 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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They tried to put him on the cover of Vogue
March 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
They tried to put him on the cover of Vogue
Referred to my double mastectomy as a teet yeet and now my hysterectomy is my yeeterus. Painfully millennial, but hey I had cancer so give me a break.
March 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Referred to my double mastectomy as a teet yeet and now my hysterectomy is my yeeterus. Painfully millennial, but hey I had cancer so give me a break.
From the moment I got my tamagotchi in 6th grade, I knew I was destined to be a gamer for life.
March 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
From the moment I got my tamagotchi in 6th grade, I knew I was destined to be a gamer for life.
Just me and a White Monster against the world.
March 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Just me and a White Monster against the world.
I think Ariana grande should voice Link in the next Zelda game. Yuh.
March 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I think Ariana grande should voice Link in the next Zelda game. Yuh.
Joke about Reese’s eggs prices.
March 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Joke about Reese’s eggs prices.
I miss being able to do pull ups.
March 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I miss being able to do pull ups.
Cancer is pretty fucking shitty.
March 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cancer is pretty fucking shitty.
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Vacuumed up enough cat hair to make another cat.
March 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Vacuumed up enough cat hair to make another cat.
Smosh’s DND campaigns gave me life
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Smosh’s DND campaigns gave me life
I don’t lint roll near enough for a person with 3 cats.
February 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I don’t lint roll near enough for a person with 3 cats.
Whoppers are a highly under appreciated candy
February 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Whoppers are a highly under appreciated candy
Garden stuff
February 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Garden stuff
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crying ✅
no money ✅
no bitches ✅
antidepressants ✅
can say bbno$ right ✅
beabadoobee fan ✅
no money ✅
no bitches ✅
antidepressants ✅
can say bbno$ right ✅
beabadoobee fan ✅
February 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
crying ✅
no money ✅
no bitches ✅
antidepressants ✅
can say bbno$ right ✅
beabadoobee fan ✅
no money ✅
no bitches ✅
antidepressants ✅
can say bbno$ right ✅
beabadoobee fan ✅
I’ve never been more proud to have always picked baby Luigi when playing Mario Kart.
February 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’ve never been more proud to have always picked baby Luigi when playing Mario Kart.
Yes by all means use one of the two bench press benches to do TRICEP EXTENSIONS.
February 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Yes by all means use one of the two bench press benches to do TRICEP EXTENSIONS.