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DYKE PLAGUEIS THE WISE 🧿 🇵🇸 🧿 🏳️‍⚧️
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love is stronger than death
Hilarious burn

"’We will come and eat your shawarma in Somalia, okay?’ Lang said, apparently not knowing the Levantine origins of the dish.”
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Just think about libs pegging you
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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"hey katie how could i learn more about hrt and how to affordably acquire it?"

great question!

pghrt.diy
A Practical Guide To Feminizing HRT
The futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex.
pghrt.diy
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I should clarify that while the rest seems accurate Finn is in fact trans and has been on estrogen for like… at least a year?
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Because there were no garbage cans in London or its airports
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Troubles denialism? I just talked about how in the late 90s I ate a banana and then couldn’t throw it away. I carried it out of the terminal and through all of London, through security, and then finally on the plane I was able to ask a flight attendant to throw it away for me
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Kermit’s best expression
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Hell yeah :)

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I’m Alyson Greaves and I write books about trans women.

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November 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Untrue! Tell them it is the Kurosawa mode in GHOST OF TSUSHIMA and YŌTEI
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
How did you possibly say “colonialism” but infantilise the victims
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Uh also isn’t it like, uh, a vindication for the people with autism
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I absolutely love sumo, I was addicted to it when I lived in Japan. Spend four minutes swaggering, match ends in 4 seconds
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fun note I actually said this exact sentence to my father
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
MAY
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hahaha I love the Johnny Bravo one
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Tanpopo
Tampopo Official Trailer
YouTube video by Ferentum Trailers
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Also the desire to say “THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN” about literally anything anyone says, in particular if it is a woman talking
November 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Big this energy, but bad
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
At least do it with a peg leg so they regret it
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Oh it looks like the Orangeman has fucked off, having realised it actually happened
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
DO NOT FUCK THE ASSHOLES

(that are people. If you wanna fuck the Assholes that are assholes, go ahead.)
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
That like I gave you is a downvote
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I’m gonna convince the Māori to teach Cymraeg haka so I can find your house and yell at it
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM