Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

He’ll forever be guilty.

Doug. Lol

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

This poem does me in every single time.
#poetry

Now that I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies, I'm sure I'll be called an #Ex-X, but personally, I'll always consider myself a #TwitterQuitter.

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.

“If Adam Picked the Apple” by Danielle Coffyn
Love this. Reminds me of “If Men Could Menstruate” by Gloria Steinem

Oh thank God I miss Twitter so much but I refuse to use it as X