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Hank Green
@hankgreen.bsky.social
Long Time Internet Guy
The guy who wrote it is taking it well (or at least pretending to!)
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
HELLO!! I have just weaseled my way into a set at this year’s “Cancer is a Joke” fundriaser!

You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!

Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.

veeps.com/dynastytypew...
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
That second one is interesting if that’s a thing that happens. It’s been an awful long time since I signed up and who knows what old-ass system I used to do it. My phone looked like this:
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BUT WHAT IF IT IS
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I have gotten so many requests for bringing back these shirts, so we have printed a limited number. Unfortunately the Galilean Moons shirts are almost completely sold out but we still have a few more of the fish shirts!

Moons: store.dftba.com/products/the...

Fish: store.dftba.com/products/han...
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Am I the only person who thinks this is great? Like, “yes, we should have a variety of candidates in primaries. Let’s stop being afraid of what Fox News is going to say, they are going to say it anyway.”
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Apple’s App of the Day is our app for using apps less! A small win in an admittedly losing battle, but I’ll still celebrate it!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
YESSSSSSS
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Top tier comment on a video about the crisis US farmers are now dealing with.
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Marching
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
He’s so into it 🥰
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When someone leaves a comment with well-intended advice on how to edit a YouTube video on one of my YouTube videos.
October 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I slayed realbirdfakebird.com like a pathogenic bacteria today…
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
😳!!!
September 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Yall, I have news about watermelons.
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Batch #2 (of 12)
September 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
2026 Hanklerfish Begun…
September 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Got this question over email…anyone know why these perfect circles appear on air quality maps? Must be an artifact of some kind, right?
September 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I fear that I am about to become a monster...
August 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
(FYI this is in reference to an actual feud going on between two people running in the democratic primary in my ward.)
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM