The guy who wrote it is taking it well (or at least pretending to!)
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The guy who wrote it is taking it well (or at least pretending to!)
HELLO!! I have just weaseled my way into a set at this year’s “Cancer is a Joke” fundriaser!
You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.
veeps.com/dynastytypew...
You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.
veeps.com/dynastytypew...
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
HELLO!! I have just weaseled my way into a set at this year’s “Cancer is a Joke” fundriaser!
You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.
veeps.com/dynastytypew...
You can see me and a bunch of much funnier people with a $19 donation streamed live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles!
Not, my set, at least, is not suitable for kids.
veeps.com/dynastytypew...
That second one is interesting if that’s a thing that happens. It’s been an awful long time since I signed up and who knows what old-ass system I used to do it. My phone looked like this:
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
That second one is interesting if that’s a thing that happens. It’s been an awful long time since I signed up and who knows what old-ass system I used to do it. My phone looked like this:
I have gotten so many requests for bringing back these shirts, so we have printed a limited number. Unfortunately the Galilean Moons shirts are almost completely sold out but we still have a few more of the fish shirts!
Moons: store.dftba.com/products/the...
Fish: store.dftba.com/products/han...
Moons: store.dftba.com/products/the...
Fish: store.dftba.com/products/han...
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I have gotten so many requests for bringing back these shirts, so we have printed a limited number. Unfortunately the Galilean Moons shirts are almost completely sold out but we still have a few more of the fish shirts!
Moons: store.dftba.com/products/the...
Fish: store.dftba.com/products/han...
Moons: store.dftba.com/products/the...
Fish: store.dftba.com/products/han...
Am I the only person who thinks this is great? Like, “yes, we should have a variety of candidates in primaries. Let’s stop being afraid of what Fox News is going to say, they are going to say it anyway.”
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Am I the only person who thinks this is great? Like, “yes, we should have a variety of candidates in primaries. Let’s stop being afraid of what Fox News is going to say, they are going to say it anyway.”
Apple’s App of the Day is our app for using apps less! A small win in an admittedly losing battle, but I’ll still celebrate it!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Apple’s App of the Day is our app for using apps less! A small win in an admittedly losing battle, but I’ll still celebrate it!!
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You’ve heard of Duo Lingo, but I found Uno Longo.
Top tier comment on a video about the crisis US farmers are now dealing with.
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Top tier comment on a video about the crisis US farmers are now dealing with.
When someone leaves a comment with well-intended advice on how to edit a YouTube video on one of my YouTube videos.
October 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
When someone leaves a comment with well-intended advice on how to edit a YouTube video on one of my YouTube videos.
This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
October 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This isn’t really what I meant by “Surprise T. Swift Album” but people do seem pretty surprised, so I’ll take it.
I slayed realbirdfakebird.com like a pathogenic bacteria today…
October 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I slayed realbirdfakebird.com like a pathogenic bacteria today…
I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I am so jealous of this oblivious pile of fluff.
Yall, I have news about watermelons.
September 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yall, I have news about watermelons.
2026 Hanklerfish Begun…
September 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
2026 Hanklerfish Begun…
Got this question over email…anyone know why these perfect circles appear on air quality maps? Must be an artifact of some kind, right?
September 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Got this question over email…anyone know why these perfect circles appear on air quality maps? Must be an artifact of some kind, right?
Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!
I fear that I am about to become a monster...
August 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I fear that I am about to become a monster...
(FYI this is in reference to an actual feud going on between two people running in the democratic primary in my ward.)
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
(FYI this is in reference to an actual feud going on between two people running in the democratic primary in my ward.)